Damn you winter laziness! Christmas cookies, Valentine’s Chocolates, Green Beer!! Now here I am huffing and puffing off ten pounds. Yes, getting back in shape is a big painful bitch. I am going to send those demon pounds straight back to hell!! Oh no you don’t Easter… take those Cadbury eggs and shove ’em up your bunny hole!! —Rollerblading Mamma
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2012.
The hardest part about owning rollerblades is telling your parents that you are gay. On a serious note…good for you, get fly!
Doesn’t calling yourself a MILF imply masturbation? Just a thought.
Best of luck though in shedding those pounds. You certainly have the weather on your side for biking, walking etc… for now.
Reading the title has put “The Bitch is Back” Elton John circa 1974 in my head. Now I’ll be humming it all day.
Good on yer, OP. But remember – use prudence.
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the skates and speedo must match…
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You can do eeeeeet!!!
Here you go Trood. The best cure for pernicious brainworm is a course of Shatnercontin
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JESUS Troon, me TOO! I’ve been humming the tune since I read the bitch title. lol.
“I’m a Milf, I’m a milf, the milf is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact….”
The sad thing is I can picture ol’ Elton, the diva he is, actually calling himself a Milf. *shudder* FML
Is one allowed to call oneself a Milf?
The only way to confirm MILFdom is to have MILF yelled at you from a passing car. So it was, and always shall be.
I suppose you could INFY, but I think the spelling should be changed to MYLF…as in Mom You’d Like to Fuck…either way, it’s a bit conceited to refer to oneself as that. Maybe a bit of a disclaimer could be added to alleviate this…like:
IMOMYLF – In My Opinion etc etc.
Thoughts anyone?
I been thinking bout dustin’ off my blades too, but at 5’10 if I fall – it’s a long way down. Anyone got knee pads?
Sebastian would have a pair…
Sebastian – can I borrow em? Or are they already in use?
I believe he has them surgically implanted. It was a risky operation, but worth it.
i miss seb
MYLF it is then.
OP, you are a self declared MYLF and Life Sucks is pleased to meet you. You are welcome to him.
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I miss seb like I miss inserting my e. coli laden, frozen, vodka laced, rectal, beef suppositories
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now available in family packs of 3….
yeah but i still don’t think he should’ve been banned
if he’s staying banned, he’s not trying hard enough.
I think he should’ve been banned. He says a lot of hateful things just for the sake of saying hateful things — many of which target specific groups, including racial groups. If NGF was banned for being a bigot, sebastard’s is justified as well.
fat is back and he’s going down that road again
Not really. Unless I”ve missed something. He stirs the pot a bit, but it’s nothing hateful like before and nothing like sebastard’s brand of troll.
i’m not gonna search for it and copy and paste…ah feck it, who fucking cares anyway http://www.clusterflock.org/wp-content/upl…
Well we can still say nasty things about him, in the hope that he reads them and drives his rusty suburban off a cliff.
I don’t miss him I miss the funny shit people used to say about him, but it seems like those are still in full effect! So I’m cool.
If you’re reading this Sebfucktard, I hope you get run over by a fat, flaming effeminate gay disabled man in a turbo charged scooter after he turns down your advances, and then beat up by a bunch of black women.
That pretty much covers the groups of people he targeted right? I may have missed some
i don’t rock and or roll that way thomas
So it was okay for sebastian to say some hateful shit but not for NGF?
no savoury biscuit…i hope ’cause i prefer those^^i don’t much care anymore, i’ve never reported a commenter or comment and that is that. i like funny/odd as opposed to mean so carry one
“i’m not gonna search for it and copy and paste…ah feck it”
I was genuine when I said I may have missed something. Sometimes he posts in bitches I have no interest in 😛 Truth be told, though, Donarious misses this place.
And I may not always agree with what he has to say (on the board or in real life), but I sure do love that motherfucker. He’s like family, guys. Like that drunk uncle everyone has that tends to not have much tact, is always drunk and spouting his mouth off, but ya love him anyway.
In any event, I really think you two would really hit it off, Bread Lady. I mean, you cook food, he’s fat, so obv he likes food, and he’s actually hilarious as FUCK in real life in social settings.
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“Well we can still say nasty things about him, in the hope that he reads them and drives his rusty suburban off a cliff…
If you’re reading this Sebfucktard, I hope you get run over by a fat, flaming effeminate gay disabled man in a turbo charged scooter after he turns down your advances, and then beat up by a bunch of black women.” ~Thomas
Thomas. After reading that ^^ I have NEVER been so turned on in my entire life. <3
so, how did everyone twist you arms to pertake of this stuff? if you say no one, then look in the mirror, and call that person idiot. don’t blame shit on anyone or anything but what you see in that mirror. take some fucking responsibilty for once in your little misbegotten life. people like you, make me wanna pound the fuck out of a wall, or your stupid fucking brains, that you apparenly do not have much of.
infy, big or small, short or tall, if you are female, breathe, and have the right parts, come on down. don’t you all just love this place. where one can whine about all their aiments, and another about their lack of whatever, and then let’s not forget the buses, skaters, bikers, drivers, fuck, just everyone and thing in general. oh yes, and non mommys, and the whole fucking shebang, yep, a circus at free price.