PLEASE HAVE RESPECT! I just moved in and I think I’m going to be moving out soon. Come on dude, is it really nessessary to fuck your woman so loud I can hear it? I’m sick of it. This guy also leaves his garbage in the hallway, and a shit load of garbage bags that when I’m going to work in the morning I practically trip over it all. Then the asshat has to fucking blast his music all hours and keeping me up, if its not the music it’s him fucking. It’s irritating and I’ve talked to him about shutting up and the landlord don’t do anything. I’m sick and tired and moving and saying fuck my lease. Some people have not an ounce of respect. I hope one day this city builds a huge fuckin’ catapult and puts all the assholes in this city and fires them off up the goddamn moon! That would be worth paying fucking taxes for once.
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2008.
“I hope one day this city builds a huge fuckin’ catapult and puts all the assholes in this city and fires them off up the goddamn moon! That would be worth paying fucking taxes for once.” But then where would we find our municipal and provincial politicians?
So fuck with him a bit, why waste your time whining to us? Are you a pussy or what? Put the garbage in front of his door, add some nasty-assed rotten salmon and spread it on the door handle. Lean a garbage can full of water against his door. There’s lots of ways, and ride your landlord’s ass until the lazy cunt does something.
Brad I may not like your misinformed response in the Yuppie bitch but the garbage bin full of water leaning on the door is absolute hilarity.
Many moons ago, I had the same prob. So while bozo was banging his bimbo, I started simulating the loudest, most obnoxious sex sounds I could make, pounding against the wall, barking like a dog, the whole nine yards. It worked.
this is one funny bitch!Elbee, lmfao!
I had the same problem once with my neighbour and his girlfriend Moan-a. I did pretty much the same thing as Ellbee, I just knocked on the wall and yelled “Don’t stop now baby, I’m almost there!”….but then they stopped, forever.