Fuck you hair.

—F. Mahoney

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  1. How does it happen that you never notice that nose hair until it’s hideously too long? Do they grow an inch overnight or something?

  2. heh heh…good bitch, OP.
    Short, to the point…

    Great candidate for the “world’s shortest short story contest (it’s real)

  3. Fucking nose hair tickling my nostrils. It looks bad when you try to brush that nose hair aside. And what is with the trimmer thing, every time I go to use it the battery is dead. Put a fresh battery in use it the once, go to use it the next time and it barely moves. You battery eating mother fucker. Fucking nose hair.

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