We see you… Yes, YOU. You are the one who steals the Life section from the paper at the coffee shop I go to. Please stop taking what clearly isn’t yours. Reading the Life section with a pricey-drink makes my day. YOU, on the other hand, make it miserable. You are selfish & self-centered. Just Stop It. —A Life Reader
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
Maybe you should start readin the Get a Life section OB..
I kid, I kid. I hate people who only steal small shit because they know that people won’t be as quick to make a fuss over it, and if they do they can say “jeeze, chill out, it was just a section of the newspaper GHawd..”
Douchebuckets
lol this is a sort of funny bitch.
I’ve probably done that myself.. not the Life section mind you.. but I am notorious for wandering out of places with someone else’s puzzle tucked furtively under my arm, sirens in the distance..
That’s Life OP! Hahahaha
Gross, you read the paper at a cafe where a hundred non hand washing nose pickers rifled through it before you. Hopefully you weren’t eating anything while reading. Blech!!
George: “This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.”
Take a tip from Costanza, buy your own paper so you can claim exclusitivy to it.
*exclusivity* hahaha…need more caffeine!
lo that episode was just on the other night OC, classic.
..pricey-drink..oh so you’re a coffee scenester are yea..life is hell without you’re learn about others section no?
So, it sucks that people do that shit, but ditto what OC said … buy your own paper. If you can afford the pricey drink, I’m hoping you can afford to buy your own paper.
You should write something like this on the Life section of the newspaper.
Hey Asshole that orders (the specfic expensive drink) leave the newspaper when you leave. You have been taking it for weeks and others want to read it. Go buy your own Life. Good luck.
That’s funny- when I have coffee or lunch and I am by myself, I will look for the life section so I can do the crossword. But if I buy a paper, I will leave it over on the side for someone else to read.
OB, read it online. Paper is so outdated. Haven’t you been following the failure of the pulp and paper mills?
Read the fucking Metro, Halifax’s point form news. You can’t escape that green goblin.
pocket that 3$/day coffee allowance and at the end of 10 years you’ll be able to afford a life, pretentious fuckwit.
Definitely on the cyclists side, thanks OB.