Fack. I hate my rabbit ears. No, I don’t want cable – I spend my money on other things that are important to me, and for chrissakes, I just watch hockey, news and that’s IT. I pay for the CBC through my obscene taxes, I should get it for free!
WHY, oh why are the skies against me and there’s no freakin’ reception for the Habs vs Pens game! I need to see Crosby kick some ass… and because of the blizzard on my poor old 20″ TV I missed his first goal! Close up shot – and he actually looks like he’s grown a beard!
It works when I’m standing next to it, perfect. Goddamn, mother fackin’ no good, useless cack-suckin’ piece of shite!!!!
PS: I KNOW those hockey gods are just fucking with my head…. Cherry is on and it’s clear as a friggin’ bell… can see every stitch in his horrid plaid suit!
Useless as tits on a bull!! —Cheering for Sid – I think?
This article appears in May 6-12, 2010.
You have an internet connection? You can stream it online…
sorry sweetie they lost…gohabsgo
this is true! You can either watch it at cbc.ca, or here is a nice site I use to watch sports from all around the world- http://www.atdhe.net.
Either of these two will get you all the hockey you want, without the snow. Unfortunately there is no option to remove the sulking and whining from Crosby’s game…..
GO HABS!
You can stream a lot of TV content over your internet connection. Or listen to the game on 95.7 FM.
Ah, I hope the Habs take it man. That’d be sweet.
I’m more Habs than Leafs, and I don’t follow hockey much. The playoffs, for the competition, is what I like.
And this is pretty dramatic stuff. The clear underdogs are fighting the good fight. They’re not taking anything for granted and are going one game at a time.
Hope Pittsburgh doesn’t throw them off for Game 7 at their place.
i think the hab’s are going ’93 this year 🙂
I am continuing my new “tradition” of growing a beard during each series. Did it for the Caps series then shaved it. Now doing it for this series and it is going to Game 7 again! Surely it is due to my superstition. Funny- i have more of a beard after 2 days than Crosby has managed to grow over the course of the playoffs. I WILL, enjoy watching him play for Canada at the World Championships in Germany this weekend though…. HAHAHAHAHA.
i worry about the habs fans in montreal…they can go all apeshit crazy, win or lose. some poor guy sustained a ruptured testicle in some nhl game last night yeeesh
Habs vs. Hawks final.
You’re right pain, definitely. But I dunno, I got some vibes from the crowd after watching the game 5… it just seems to me they’re incredibly proud to see their team inching towards something seemingly impossible just a month ago.
Like they’re being taken for an unexpected thrill ride.
An ultimate loss would be disappointing, for sure, but it’s like good sex… as it builds, it gets better (well, usually). If this season isn’t a win, and the team more or less keeps the same for next season, I could see a pretty giant orgasm on the streets of Montreal next season (or, yea, perhaps this season. Sometimes you just gotta let it out).
But I vote this season. I need release.
HABS FOR LIFE!!!!!
Crosby’s nickname is PERFECT!
Because he keeps acting like a spoiled brat throwing a temper tantrum!!
And I love it!!
BAHAHAHAHA!!
Go HABS!!!
Man, I totally know what you mean about the crappy reception. Happens at my place too. Plus, I can’t run the microwave while watching it on wireless because it drops the connections haha.
I’m hoping Sid the Kid grows up a little for game 7. His behaviour really has been pathetic.
How about Canucks vs Habs then they could see who can have the biggest riot (i was in Van. for the ’94 one it was wild /nasty)
Montreal would. I imagine some more unfortunate young people would actually be shot and killed there.
If it were in Vancouver, some unfortunate foreign visitors would just get tasered.
10 bucks says More secretly wrote this.
First of all Sid’s beard is a grade 9 one at best. Second, I’m not impressed with his childish behaviour. On more than a few occasions this series he pushed and crosschecked players after the whistle, and after nearly every call he doesn’t like he complains to the refs, like clockwork. Grow up Sid, I’m trying to like you and you’re making it damn hard. Normally if he wasn’t playing my beloved Habs I would be cheering for him.
again with the want versus need….
if you NEED it so bad, go to a sports bar or dish out for the channel.
until you can control the weather, you’re going to have to get your ass up and do something about it.
or just keep complaining… I’m sure that’ll fix the problem.
I refuse to make a snide reply to this post as it may lead to bad karma for my Habs…
Watching hockey, especially Montreal playing, isn’t a “want”, it’s a “need”
Sid is a big baby. You should see how mature he acts when he loses. I stopped rooting for him a long time ago.
Most of the people who are sudden hockey legionaires are merely on Sid’s bandwagon. It’s almost as bad as the UFC bandwaggoners.
Actually I didn’t write this Fever.
I did laugh so hard my ass almost detached !
But I didn’t write it.
Nothing more pathetic IMO than a sports nut.
But I really question the sanity of those who are ‘team’ supporters.
I mean I can see ,sort of understand being a crazy fanatic of a team in your home town, like Montrealers becoming rabid because their home town team is doing well…but when supposedly normal people, say a Nova Scotian born & raised who’s all freaked out because Montreal is doing well.
Now that’s mental illness ! ! ! no wonder they are called FANaticS !
Actually I thought everybody on the east coast were either Boston fans cause of the proximity or leafs fans cause of the farm teams or ex farm teams
There are lots of Boston fans here, but more Habs fans because obviously it’s the closest Canadian team and they are superior to Toronto. Alot of Pens fans sprung up in the past 3 or so years, whereas there have been Habs, Leafs, Bruins fans here for many decades.
There were no Leaf farm teams in Halifax. Only Montreal, Edmonton and the former Nordiques.
don’t sweat it o.p., the habs sucks dog nuts, they have for at least 10 years, and the rest are really no better either.
LS shut your hole, you’re way out of your league here…
pittsburgh is going to lose. I don’t even capitalize the name anymore.
Speaking of Toronto: They have the most loyal fan base. They are also the most valuable pro-sports franchise in North America, as they produce the most income. I read it in a magazine.
Toronto and Detroit are the top two teams when it comes to their fan base.
The Leafs are the most valuable Hockey team, NFL franchises are worth A LOT more than NHL teams (most MLB teams too).
I started growing a playoff beard as a joke. I figured Washington would beat the Habs in 6. But then the Habs came back and won it in 7, 33 point underdogs. Now they’ve pushed Cindy Crosby and the defending champs to the brink. This beard makes me look like a hobo and the woman hates it with a passion but I don’t care. This is the closest they’ve been to the cup (wins wise) since I was 12 years old.
GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye bye Vancouver… GO HABS GO! You’re our only hope now. Fuck Crosby.
GO
HABS
GO!
All the way to the Cup, baby. It’s a lonely world being out west as one of the only Habs fans, but as a true Habs fan I still don’t give a fluck!
i know they didn’t in Halifax it was St. John or St. Johns can’t remember
bn, all the hockey teams and games in the world, do not do one fucking thing for me. a bunch of fools, on ice, smacking a piece of frozen rubber, how fucking lame is that. if you want a real game, how about punk smashing, or dope dealing hangings. hell let’s go all the way for public execution of child molesters and rapists too. now i would even pay to see that. all the sports, as this wasted time is called, in the world, is just that, wasted time. get a real job, and try to make it, not just a hobby thing. and these guys are so stupid, most don’t even know where they live at, or on what planet they are. all the dope they do/did, has fucked their brains.
After X-treme Hobo Fighting, everything else just seems trivial.
Life Sucks your preaching to the choir here.
IF they want to make hockey fun… instead of having shoot outs or penalties, they should allow more pucks to drop, the more pucks on the ice the fewer ways to get penalties, oh & sharpen the blades of the sticks, for some real blood & guts & no stopping the game just because a fight breaks out, keep playing.!
Blah, blah, blah…get over yourselves, you both sound like retards. If you don’t like it, ignore it and it may go away, but seeing as how we’re discussing hockey – good luck with that. Fucking Haters…
at least you don’t have to deal with canuck fever anymore mr. blue
gohabsgo
More, you’re getting closer to Monster League there…
next thing you know you’ll want thinner ice and sharks swimming under the water.
grrrrrrr, I hate it when I rely on memory more than google…
I meant Mutant League.
zzz, how about some nice hungry piranha, or even man eating guppies? and add lead weights to skates, and you got yourself a real fucking game there. throw in a couple of pints of blood, and you are all set. fuck, i can just see it now.
why bother with blood? you could just perform like the Pens did tonight. Dear God, what an utter disappointment. Oh well…. next….Boston? Dammit. Who to cheer for now!? Do I really have to resign myself to the Habs??
Nah, never for the Habs. Chicago has a young, likeable team. Go Hawks!!
LS, I used to have a piranha… well actually I had two.
Sharky and George…. but Sharky ate george so I only had the one to adulthood.
vicious little things… they’d jump out of the tank trying to get at the goldfish you were going to feed them.
I named all the goldfish “bob” … because eventually, that’s all their remains (if any) did.
zzz, believe it or not, i used to own a piranha also, fucking thing would go nutso when i got within 2 feet of the tank. i had one made that was 8 feet long by 3 wide, and 3 high. thse fucking things really are vicious too, tore into a half rabbit i fed it one day, just to see what it would do. they ripo and shred and then eat what sinks most of the time. my older brother and friend got it out of the tank one day, and let the fucking thing go in withrod lake, up in armdale. don’t know if it lived ot not after that. fucking jerks.
um, since it’s a tropical fish, I’m guessing not.
in case you haven’t noticed, this isn’t exactly the amazon climate we have here.
and yeah, they can get big… my 35 gallon tank was getting too small so I had to sell him.
You got the makings of a terrific movie script there Lifey. Skinnydipping panhandlers and squeegee kids disappearing in armdale. Successful marine biologist Lifesucks (Denis Leary) is called in to deal with it. Premier Dexter(Ricky Gervais) and Mayor Kelly(Steve Buscemi) want to keep the story under wraps because of their plans to make armdale the next downtown. Loudmouth know-it-all journalist from Alberta (cameo by Rosie O-Donnell.) comes here to tell us all what’s wrong with us and dies a slow horrible agaonizing death.
Jesus-tittyfucking-Christ lad, it practically writes itself.
don’t forget about the talking pie
Frigging right. Marine Bioligist’s research assistant – a talking pie. Good catch Painey.
I’ll do the voice over of the pie… but it has to be cherry…
when do we start filming? since it’s only my voice I can also be like the red shirts in star trek and be “generic guy to die #1”
We’re talking LS here; what other kind of pie do you think it’s going to be. Since it’s his story he has final casting approval, but I think at least you and Johnno can be Squeegee kids #1 & 2. You get to die before the opening crdits.
hey, drew barrymore pulled it off in scream….
I can totally do that!
anyone have a piranha they can lend me so I can start practicing ?
Can I be the unknown drifter that gets blamed first? I could wear a Habs jersey so people will actually know I’m a good guy who was just wrongly accused?
Something tells me we’ll be doing a lot of filming in vancouver for financial reasons, so sure.
If I am a squeegee kid who dies, I wish to go by being run over by the #7 to Gottingen on the corner of Robie and Quinpool being driven by Plastic Diver Guy…. It’s later in the evening and the camera pans on me as I look up to the headlights and PDG’s sinister expression before saying, “oh shit” and being creamed…….
In the DVD extras there can be an outtake of me ‘n z in hell….
Something tells me this is going to strait to DVD, an Alan Smithee production all the way. But yes, you will be seen in hell and we’ll even try to get you that skidoo that Corey & Trevor drove in the first TPBs movie.
Can I be Conky?
Well Blue, if you’re comfortable with the concept of a hand up your Khyber Pass, I’d say, Why Not?
I was referring to a ‘live action’ version…lol.
can i be a tree tall and majestic; i played a tree before and mom said i was the bestest tree ever 🙂
May I remind everybody that this is meant to be a gripping action film about killer piranhas with an environmentalist message and oodles of gratuitous nudity. Killer trees has already been done. Hilariously yes, but already done.
Oh all right Marty, you can be a tree.
Shiva H. Vishnu, I just signed on to be an “un-credited script consultant”