I saw you on the 52, I thought I recognized your smile. You’re the guy I asked for papers while you were on your doorstep one afternoon.
You’re incredibly cute and you make me very nervous. You definitely didn’t notice me, but that’s okay. Keep doing what ever it is you do that makes you who you are. Maybe someday I’ll have the confidence to say hello. —Shy Fairview brunette
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.
and if he does bother with you, come see ole sucks. i’ll make nice with you.
Hey, she’s in your neck of the woods too Sucky! You should take the 52 more often. Even if you don’t run into her, I’m sure you could meet a bunch of single welfare moms looking for a sugah daddy.
hey q., jesus yeah man, you’re right. and maybe ole sucks could help the population explosion by about 75 per cent. nah, just thought of something, i’m fixed, so no more little suckers to run around, trying to make the world a better place. who needs clones, when they could have offspring, hey. but one of these days, i’m gonna be taken.
“just thought of something, i’m fixed, so no more little suckers to run around”
what was that noise?
oh, it must have been everyone collectively breathing a sigh of relief. 🙂