We both go out to eat at Good Food Emporium, frequently at lunch time, on the same days, we always look each other, with shy beautiful eyes. You’re so pretty I am satisfied eating our lunches 30 feet away from each other, I hope soon we can eat them side by side.
Thanks for the shy lunch dates
—Dark Haired Boy
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.


Dark Haired Boy, you need to get up and say Hi. If you’re both having your lunch alone, wouldn’t it be nicer to have company. So get up and invite her over! You may be pleasantly surprised:)
I agree with Puss – grow some fucking balls, DHB! What’s the worst that could happen? She says no, so what? She’s not the be all and end all, there’s too many hot women out there to worry about just one. Retract your balls from inside your stomach and move on.
Since being single, I’ve had to put up with a lot of rejection from women, but it’s all worth it for the ones who do work out… even if it is for just one night.
So Puss, when are we going to have lunch together? Wanna do Mama Gratti’s?
wait, wait, wait! isn’t this a psssst? wasn’t here just a admin post about this sort of thing? I tried to post some love for a gal I see everyday and it didn’t make it to the page…I suppose if I had mentioned a trendy hipster hangout like the GF Emporium I would have been deemd worthy…
DHB, are you tall, wear cardigans, have a beard, sometimes reading alone? If this is who I think it is, say hi. Lunch together would be nicer than lunch apart.
Damn, between MG’s and GFE, people are really hooking up at LTWWL! Maybe this isn’t a bad place to meet ladies after all. Let me try…
Yes, I am the one you see sitting in my mom’s basement in my underwear on the computer 24/7, drinking pop and eating chips, touching myself occasionally. Let me know if you’re interested.
Anyone? Ohhhhh…
Que…you sound deelish, Yum:)
Thanks, Pussy! I knew there must be someone out there for me. I guess there really is someone for everyone! So when are we meeting up? Finally given up on this suit loser and want a real man?