You’ve been given this title because you seem to think that manning the fryer is the only thing you are required to do at work, besides play with your phone. Simply put, you are a jerk. In the year we’ve worked together, we have never gotten along, and you like to refer to me as a “pussy bitch” any time I work up the balls to tell you off. I’d be perfectly content seeing you fired, and ceasing to make my blood boil, which I would go to the ends of the earth to make happen. You don’t deserve to be employed by anybody with half a brain! I know you’ll never read this, “bro”, but someday you’re going to set me off and you will hear about it in person. To boot, you’re a womanizer, having stolen the girl I’m into, after you fucked and chucked her, went back to your ex, and somehow won her back a second time. I hope my secondhand smoke gives you the cancer, and that both your body and soul rot. —A real man
This article appears in Jan 27 – Feb 2, 2011.
McDonalds drama?
You consider yourself a real man because you posted an anonymous online bitch about someone who will someday set you off. Then you wish cancer on them.
Seems like ‘real man’ standards have dropped significantly.
Dropped so low as to be non-existent. This stress-ball teddy bear I have on my desk is more of a man.
yeah snoop, a real life drama. jebus h. christo, what the fuck does one expect, with a douche that can only mutter, “want fries with that”.
oh woe is us, the fry guy is going to become a world dictator with that attitude. i would think only dick, would be a better title. o.p., just give him a kick in the balls, after you acidently knock his phone in deep fryer.
he may seem like a bit of a pushover
(I wouldn’t let him get away with that for over a year…)
though the FryerMaster does sound like a douche to a high degree.
Welllll if you really want to get rid of him you can probably file some sexual harassment charges for him calling you a ‘pussy bitch’ or something :)!
We need to hear the other side of this drama.
Do you get fries with that?
no you get cheese with all that whine….
Wow – this dude sounds like a real catch – who wouldn’t wanna get some greasy lovin’ from that sizzling hot basket of his? And what woman doesn’t like her man’s pecker deep fried in batter like a Pogo?
Bahahaha I’m sure there are pictures like that somewhere on the internet.
Painey – DO NOT GOOGLE THIS. 🙂
Yes, for the sanity of everyone and yourself.
I just couldn’t help myself:
http://can-thoughts.blogspot.com/2008/05/f…
Oh dear…. What do you think TRAMPS? Or BLOP Club? Should that be our official food? I’ll take a dozen for the first meeting. Give us something to munch on.
I *heart* you, ralmn!
Also IIRC, I remember a certain 3 zeded poster stating his affection for a certain official “TRAMP”/”BLOP” food once upon a time. Curious. VERY curious.
Well, he can join too, we’re not a female only club 😀 Whaddya think z3?? Wanna hang with us penises lovin’ chicks?
Certainly straining to keep this bitch alive now aren’t we? Although heaven forbid OP… he stole the girl you’re into? It sounds more like, “took the initiative to bang the chick you both had your eyes on…..” So what…. dude has a career as a fryer master. Work up the balls to move up in the world, get a better job and then find other girls. I only hope that your smoking doesn’t rot YOUR body and soul out with cancer before you are victorious in inflicting it second hand upon others. Because that would be an absolute shame.
And with that, I propose we send this bitch where it belongs.. up through those glorious golden arches in the sky.
god damn it.
I’ll never live that dick-on-a-stick comment down
“Well, he can join too, we’re not a female only club 😀 Whaddya think z3?? Wanna hang with us penises lovin’ chicks?”
I’m sorry,… I only pronounce my words with a single ‘s’.
so no, I don’t.
You remind me of those fucking bachelorette parties I had to deal with when I was bouncing….take your fallic-shaped crap and shove off.
Bahahaha…. That’s so funny because I HATE all those stupid parties IRL. 😀
no prob, we’re cool withoutcha.
I’m sorry zed 🙁 You seem to have truly affected by those past experiences.
It’s nice that you read the actual bitch, jonno, and actually provided a relevant comment. I know I didn’t! 😀 But you know full well this thread is destined to become epic. Perhaps not as epic as suckulicious’ gone hunting thread, but epic in its own special way.
FUCK. Is it time to go home yet, guys?
*have BEEN.
FFS.
Well, the penis talk began on another whole separate thread – about yeast infections, I think? So it’s nice to have some continuity here. 🙂
I’ve got 27mins left on the clock, PK. Cannot fackin’ wait!
I’ve been home all day PK. Illness & fatigue – read I’m sick and tired of Dunder-Mifflin >; )
My favorite memory of Deep Fryers, is the time we killed Norm Duncan by dumping him head first into a large 4 basket fryer.
The first attempt had us bungle it & we all started laughing, because poor James Rebhorn (the actor playing Norm Ducan)had one side of his head dripping cooking oil, as he headed back to the hair trailer to get redone for a second take. While wardrobe scrambled to see if they had another shirt that matched the one now sporting large oily stains . The shot was suppose to be a oner…but we got a second whack at it !
Good times ~:)
Another 54 minutes over here in PK land. Then I get to brave the great outdoors and wait 20 minutes for a bus :|
I could really use one of those days too Ivan – I have half a mind of that being a day for me tomorrow – we shall see. Prolly won’t though – will get up and trudge to work in misery. Sigh. Oh vell. Hope you’re feeling sufficiently recovered Commander.
OP reeks of jealousy! Also never wish someone cancer….
Z3…I still find myself laughing at that dick on the stick comment…how your mom didn`t even think about how you were going to cook them.
Maybe she thought she’d better not ask what zed was planning on doing with an uncooked dick on a stick. Some things are better left unsaid.
Yeah Ralmn – I’ve been drinking Frappuchinos, listening to oldies and working on a jigsaw puzzle. Most productive I’ve been all week.
op …some peeps are just not “man” enough to handle say , the portant stations like hmmm bun toaster dude … be kind to your underlings 🙂
ttfn, you are without a doubt, the most twisted fucking person on here, next to me. AND I LOVE IT. deep fried peckers, the breakfast of champion whores and sluts. zzz, turn down the scarlet tone a bit bud. kinda blinding in my ivory tower here. rahlm, i’m so in babe. and let’s all get together for a feb. 14 meet and greet, at the square foodcourt. i know what ivan looks like, and he knows me. what do ya think peeps?
Dude, the fry guy banged the little red haired girl of your fantasies and then tossed her when he was done. And then she went back for more! That’s GOTTA hurt. You could have written a separate bitch right there.
Minimum wage chumps get all the pussy. *thinks of Dante and Randall in Clerks…*
BTW, my “red headed girl” reference was to Charlie Brown… but this is better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UKLncvGxQ8
“Snoochie-boochie little noochies!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M39TCUJp30…
As an equal opportunity offender, Lifey, here’s something just for you:
http://definatalie.tumblr.com/post/1924747…
but there isn’t any fur around it, damn, plain old pie again.
Free fur with every pie:
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http ://image30.webshots.com/31/9/73/0/255697300dePpmX_fs.jpg&imgrefurl=http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1255697300064671056dePpmX&usg=__rDSqrmBDec8YchkAX8l9uv7cvtU=&h=960&w=1280&sz=121&hl=en&start=90&zoom=1&tbnid=3QLpoQtL91XJvM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=151&ei=1ZtCTfDjFcrqgQf5gdXlAQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhair%2Bpie%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4GGLJ_enCA243CA243%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D553%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1575&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=683&vpy=276&dur=125&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=171&ty=119&oei=wZtCTY-pNsPSgQfbqaDNAQ&esq=5&page=5&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:90&biw=1259&bih=553
Holy shit on a shingle!!!!!! Try this hair pie link:
http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/12556…
Much better. I think the last post just conjured up the spirit of Flip Wilson.
i feel better thanks bitch http://www.shadowandact.com/wp-content/upl…
Hair pie? Flip Wilson? I think the bitchers have officially tap-danced into some kind of theatre of the absurd…
RIGHT ON!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
look at those beautiful noses http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/libra…
I am tap-dancing on orange Jello at the moment and it seems rather futile.
He’s right you are a “pussy bitch”.
Make it into aspic, TTFN…that should help.
http://cheateat.typepad.com/photos/uncateg…
Jello and meat *gack*