Hey street kids! So you’re huge stretchers and you’re sleeve tattoos look pretty new and expensive….big spender! I know how much those bad boys cost you little devils you! You’re dogs look pretty well fed and groomed too…well glad to know the money people pay you isn’t going towards school or anything worthy like that…cause that would be a total waste huh? Oh shit…..it’s winter and you spent all your apartment bill money on nothing particularly important! Don’t worry you’re arms probably don’t have much feeling left in them from all that sweet ink so you can use them to shield yourself from the harsh NS weather! Good luck!
—Confessions of a shopaholic
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.


They’re paving their way to nowhere.