To the person who left a note on my car at the dog park reading “sorry I hit your car, shouldn’t have parked so close”: No you sir should learn how to drive. I was not parked close to anyone, and we fully extended all four doors of the car to get me, my sister and my two dogs out of the car. So there’s no way I was close to you. Don’t blame me for your poor driving, and next time if you’re going to leave a note at least leave a phone number so I can call your ass and tell you exactly how much of an asshole you are. You’re lucky there was no damage. -I Was The Black Intrepid, So Not Cool
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2014.
With the lack of punctuation in this bitch perhaps they meant THEY should not have parked so close to YOU.
Huh, huh? Maybe.
Koda, what difference does it make. Either way they drove away without leaving their information. Grammar and punctuation are the least of the issues in this scenario.
No, Koda is correct. Even with the lack of punctuation, the note implies that it was the “hitter” that parked too close.
And given the lack of damage – as indicated by the OB themself – that is reason enough not to leave information, let alone a note.
I don’t get it. If there is no damage, why leave a note in the first place?
If you drive a Dodge Intrepid you deserve all the sympathy you can get.
Correction: The dog park is a place for dogs
Also, there was no damage…
Samar! Under what rock have you been living?! Dog parks are for cars!
And Meaty’s bicycle.
Yes my darlings – watch out! I’m back riding the saddle again! Give me my metre or suffer my wrath!
This is how I picture Ivan’s, Hugo’s or Klyde’s ride.
http://paul-altobelli.com/wp-content/uploa…
And this is how I picture Meaty and friends with their rides.
http://www.mediaboom.org/uploads/posts/201…
and my ride…..http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/5/0/8/1/6…
i have the exact same ride, good dog
^^^ I was going to write PG and me but my mother’s voice told me not to speak for someone else. I shoulda tho! I was thinking of you when I was looking for a good one. hahahaha
Much appreciated Klydester, but this is more my speed:
http://www.missing-lynx.com/images/dragon6…
Disclaimer: Ivan and SOBova not exactly as illustrated.
RSVP
:Ivan the Live Infidel (04/26, 9.14AM)
On further reflection and sobering thoughts, I believe this would be more your style….. Ivan’s Ride.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm…
SIERRA HOTEL!