You have never seen me before. I have used your service a few times now in the past couple of months. The student shuttle service (I won’t mention names) Your name starts with a D (don’t think I can say names). Let me get to the point. You’re so kind and gentle hearted and I love your funny little made up words, they really get me kinky naughty. Some of my favourites are adultivity, cromulent, introubulate, avoision. You work them into your conversation every time so effortlessly and with ease. Most of our interaction only lasts a few min as you get my information. I love how you ask for my information with stern and manly tone. Like bitch give me yo damn number, bitch where you be at? That’s not what you say of course but i’m just trying to give the readers an idea of how over powering you are. I sometimes call just to ask silly questions so I can hear your voice and have you send my soul on a erotic adventure. I hope to muster up the courage one day to call and make a request for a love booking. Thanks Dispatcher D – S.
This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2013.