My friend suggests that there is no carpet anymore, but as a biological blond, I can’t help notice that a lot of people are not blond, although they attempt to colour their hair to appear so. To let these people know: You ain’t foolin’ nobody—the carpet just don’t match the curtains.
As a blond, I am biased, but yeah, it’s a good look. And yeah, I am having a riot. So I cant blame those, who pose, but I find it less than sincere. It is OK for Halloween, kids, but why not work with the hand you were dealt?
I dunno, maybe I should trademark being blond to keep you rascals honest? —Guero
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2015.
Most people removed the carpet long ago and are down to the hardwood. So, the drapes can be any fucking colour chosen!
Who says they are trying to fool someone? When younger, I had my hair coloured many times, including blond, red and once – green (that was a mistake).
Are blue-haired people trying to fool us into believing they have real blue hair?
And being silver-haired, I am having the best time of my life! Blond-be-damned!
Blondes suck.
-A Natural Redhead
Wait until you’re all cotton topped and bottomed – heh-heh-heh.
By the way, blondes age very badly. Redheads even worse.
By “curtains” I assume you mean pubic hair. If a lot of people coloured their curtains as well as their carpet, would you be fooled?
Jesus on a hot plate. no bitches for how long and this is what we get?
I believe most of the recent bitches (last three months or so) were written by the moderator in a desperate attempt to fill space. Thus the sheer lameness of this forum. Don’t expect any better with this current mod.
Punch yourself, op.
Friggin’ hair color nazi