(Ed. note OL beat me to it…) For those who missed it the first time around or those who want to reminisce… voila… the infamous puppet bitch:
“HaliFUCK Culture Scene”
Posted on Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 1:34 PM
“What the fuck is up with the culture scene in HaliFUCKS??! Shit! I moved half way cross the country to this fucking city for school, and its deadd!
Fuck, where I come from you could sit out front a building and whip out a puppet, and fucking marionettes would gang round from everywhere. Muthafuckers would be whippin off they socks and drawin faces on em to get in on the action. Shit! Man, this stuff went down daily! Round this fuckin shit spot they anint nothin. Nothinn! Fuck! I took my puppets down to fucking Murphy’s wharf and not one fuckin soul joined me! I fuckin had to do Mid Summer Night’s Dream by my fuckin self! Shit, man, back home we used to find a fuckin cardboard box in an alley, cut a hole in that muthafucker, and put on a fuckin puppet show. What the fuck is wrong with you Halifax??!!! Shit, it pisses me off too much to even write bout! —puppet master” —OL
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.


Classic. Still can’t tell if this bitch was made up or serious
Thought I’d help out Moddy since I knew exactly where to find this gem. In fact it is the only ‘bitch’ I know the location of. Only because it is so, so…distinctive among the rest of the posts here at LTWWB.
We should start working on the “most memorable bitch of the year” award 2010 list.
What? lol
like i probly said about this the first time it came out, fuck the puppets, and fuck the clowns that use them. just a bunch of wannabe diddlers.
I’m with newtohalifax on that one too.
That bitch was fucking awesome.
This bitch is originally from 2009 and was nominated multiple times as bitch of the year in my LTWWB Awards “Bitch” from January.
i remember nw like it was yesterday…damn you crunchy weird brain^^^is it time for beer yet?
it’s always time painy.
i wanna go home and sit in the shade and read…waaaaaa
I did miss this the first time, and I’m glad to see it now. I needed that huge laugh!!!
Fuckin puppet masters!