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So this chick dumps me because I bought a cat, while she won’t buy meds to treat her cat allergy. I just found out she had an allergy after I got one. My last cat died a year ago and I wanted a new one. Good bye, entitled bitch. —Random guy now with just one type of pussy
This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2014.
15 Comments
Your win. The cupid stunt will never realize how much of a solid she’s done you. Best of luck to you and your furry little buddy.
Can’t be a very bad allergy. A year isn’t enough time to get the cat out of your clothes.
Anybody that tells me that ” the pet goes or I go” I’d be saying see ya, I’ll even open the door for you on your way out. That happened to me a few years back, she told me cat dander got to her. Simple solution, get out.
Just had an enjoyable coffee break and great conversation with a good friend, now on to doing the other kind of brakes, lol.
“To Moscow chicks he’s really wunderbar”
>; )
GET A DOG!
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/It+s+me+o…
I’m not a cat lover but it saved you from years of hell. And Ian, that’s my song. I rock it out.
But, Timofey, do you wear a fake fur hat?
Ohhhhh, us Russians >: )
What? She’s supposed to take medication for the next 12 to 15 years so you can keep a cat? Or potentially the rest of her life when you need to replace expired moggies with new ones? This is not a reasonable request. You chose the pussy that you think is more important. Live with it.
I am a big fan of pets – I have two cats + a dog. That said, all my pets were a joint decision between my spouse and I, even when we adopted our first cat two years into our relationship.
If you and the lady were serious about one another, you would have invited her to visit cats with you before “purchasing” one. If you did this you would have learned about the allergy. I’m assuming that you bought the cat off of Kijiji without much thought and consideration of others.
yeh, i didn’t like the ‘bought’ aspect either.
but on the cheery side…..good riddance to bad rubbish!
let the pet people stick together and let the miserable, god forsaken, heartless cretininous asshole non-pet people stick together. (not that i have any bias of course)
They’re still cute when they hawk up a hairball, the cats, not the girlfriend.
Moggies have perfected the art of indifference, rejoice and be happy that you are seen as their slave, the returns are well worth it.
RSVP
: Ivan Sonofabitch (03/20, 9.34AM)
Look what you’ve done, now I have to go listen to Rasputin again and pretend I’m doing the Barynya as that was how my day started. Never dance alone, I had a comrade-in arms enjoying the song, lol.
Could that dance be the forerunner to breakdancing?
With current situations ” oh those Russians” seems very appropriate and an understatement. Any rapscallions on the loose?
LOLOLOL
You fucking dolt! There is no way I would be taking allergy medication so that I can continue to date a guy inconsiderate enough to not bother mentioning he was thinking of getting a fucking cat. Geezus, You didn’t think that a 20 year commitment was worth, at the very least, a conversation beforehand? Talk about selfish!
Not everyone wants a dumb, dirty, slobbering dog jumping all over them and stinking up their car and house, Brawdove. OK, some people find them as lovely companions, but they can stay the fuck away from me. Fuck, dogs are annoying. You can’t leave them alone for any amount of time, they smell so bad even after they’re bathed, they’re messy, and fuck, it’s all drool coming outta their mouthes. Blech! Now cats are where it’s at in my books. They’re cleaner (OK the litter box is little nasty, but they can just piss/shit in there ON THEIR OWN, they don’t need you to walk them!), they’re generally cheaper, they’re easier to take care of, they smell better, they can cuddle with you in your bed and not stink it up.
Taint, where in the bitch does it indicate that the BITCH he was dating told him beforehand she didn’t like cats or was allergic to them? He didn’t know she was allergic until after he got the cat. I don’t blame him for not giving a shit about her leaving him.
Good for you OP, for not giving up your cat for her rancid pussy. I wouldn’t even expect a guy to choose me over his dog if it was a deal breaker for me, and as I confirmed above, I don’t like dogs. Pets before boy/girl friends!