WTF is your deal? You act soooooo hungry in the morning and then IMMEDIATELY after I feed your ass, you puke all over the floor. And you’re all like “I’m not cleaning that shit up, I’m gonna take a nap now” and so I have to be the responsible human and do it. Oh, and I even stepped in it unexpectedly, thanks. Thanks a bunch. WHY DONT YOU GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE IN CAT YEARS (60ish).
—Chelsea
This article appears in Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2009.
Why don’t you take your cat to the vet and find out why he VOMITS WHEN HE EATS.
You’re probably overfeeding your cat, that’s why she vomits. Don’t feed her so much at once, you crazy bugger.
The Bastard is right – too much after too long a time without equals barf-o-rama with the felines.
You should take your cat to the vet and have yourself put down!
My cat used to do that, but now if we put bran in her food, she doesn’t. Try some hairball control food as well.
If the cat is soooo hungry it’s probably inhaling its food. Some cats are pigs. And some actually think they need to inhale their food because they don’t know when they’ll have the opportunity to eat again. Cats haven’t been domesticated for ALL that long. A lot can also depend on what you feed your cats. I switched my two to decent food and stopped feeding them that friskies/cat chow/whiskas shit and my once barf-bag female cat doesn’t throw up ever (I get hairball formula because she has long fur and her brother with short hair sheds more and washes her). They seem to be doing better with that. Try switching and if you don’t see results take your cat to a fucking vet (and if you can’t afford it you shouldn’t have a cat in the first place, but that’s a whole other bitch :P) Quality food can also cut their appetite. My cats eat a lot less now (in one sitting they eat less) so it costs the same as it did with the shitty food and their coats are amazing now and their weight is under control.
yep, did pretty much the same as kitty… switched to better food and started feeding 1/3 the food thrice a day instead of once so he knows it’s never a long time before he gets more food…and doesn’t have so much at a time that he’s going to hurl.
The more care and consideration for your kitty, the more they love you for it.
I sympathize on the stepping in pussy lung-butter though. It’s bad when you’re barefoot and it’s still warm.
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hey Kitty… how long have cats been domesticated? Let’s ask an Egyptian and see if that was a “long” time ago or what?
The bitches are right. I’m also willing to bet your cat is obese or getting there. Listen to the bitches and visit the vet. Undoubtedly you’ll return home with a brand new (reducing) prescription diet for your cat to puke on while transitioning.
All of us puke when we gorge ourselves. Feed your cat more often but less food until it figures out the empty bowl will never stay that way for long. Whatever you’ve done in the past has made your cat think it may never eat again (coming from a large litter will do this too but this behavior can be “unlearned”)
Good luck!
Dear human (as such):
Damn, you’ve uncovered my insidious plot to drive you crazy by intentionally acting immature and puking where I know you’ll step. Now I’ll have to do something else.
Why don’t YOU grow up and take responsibility for owning a pet, rather than complaining when I do something that might indicate an illness?
Yes…I do not mind renting to ppl with animals…yeah right !!
OP, i think it might be time to give your cat up to someone with a sense of compassion for animals…you don’t deserve to have this little creature as a companion if you can’t even be bothered to care for it, you insensitive ass.
WOW, you have some issues with your cat. YOUR CAT OBVIOUSLY IS NOT WELL moron. Don’t bitch at it b/c it pukes when you feed it the dollar store shit I’m sure you ‘splurge on’. Either give it to someone who cares about animals or take it to a vet and get it treated properly.
…I kinda thought this bitch was a joke… you know, poking fun at cat-human relationships.