Yes, you know who the fuck you are you little bitch!
Stop scratching up our furniture and carpet! Don’t you know that comes out of our damage deposit you little twat? I would totally fucking charge you if you weren’t a cat. Show some God damn respect.
She never does the dishes or cleans around the apartment either, but I hope she will read this and get the message.
Thank you.
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2008.
ummm maybe you shouldn’t own fucking animals?!
Zing!
looooooooooool matt and miles!
SIR. with the puss—Cat problem.#1 you are a demented human.Posting your grule about your cat online.Did you ever think for a millasecond that cats do not subscribe to your ————————–,Fill in the blanks, man you are sick………………………….