To the couple who decided for fucking suck face for twenty minutes in traffic: I realize you two are in love but no one needed to see you two practically sucking each others tonsils out of your throats. Next time fucking wait till you get off the bus or at least tone it down a bit.
Last thing I need to ever hear again is “That tickles”. Fucking gross. —Straitlaced Nun
This article appears in May 20-26, 2010.
jealous much, o.p.
And you didn’t pull a dildo out of your purse and offer it to them? Or you could have started watching them and start squirming in your seat and let some moans come out. Tho a hockey game-like play by play on the action would have been good too!
I saw that happen once. I just looked away and ignored it until my stop came.
vor, paradise by the dashboard light, in the daytime,just fucking wild idea. and io, i have never seen a bus stop come,heh heh.
PDA’s (Public Displays of Affection) should be saved for dark bars.
sweet jebus…another acronym. i will attempt to recall the data for later use ^^
PDA! PDA! Shouted throughout the halls of high school when boy/girl get snuggly by the lockers… and might have even snuck a kiss (though I’m feeling old – my kissing experiences in high school are what kids in grade 5 are up to now).
Were they hurting you? did they infringe on your personal space? If the answer to both of these is no, then why worry about it? I’d rather see two people making out than screaming at each other.
VoR
“… and he’s going in with the tongue… slathering it all around, that’s gonna cost him some deductions…. and now the pecking, nice recovery… now things are heating up… the pace has quickened… he’s going for the hand behind the head… and he nails it! “
You know you could have just NOT looked at them? When I was 14-15, that’s the kind of shit I did on a bus to make people uncomfortable and such. It seems it still works today!
Herpes?
I like to stare and sometimes take pictures. If people want to put on a show then I’m more than entitled to watch all I want. If they have a problem …. it’s theirs only.
It’s great if you have a drink and snacks with you so you can sit back and watch like it’s Wipe Out or South Park.
You wouldn’t want to visit Montreal then, that stuff is all the time on there Metro. I call the subway the Tunnel of Love…..
Who cares anyways and just ignore them
Public displays of affection should be outlawed, except for lesbians.
only “pretend” lesbonians in porn movies 🙂
They could be bi-girls martym if there are guys in the scene too. Real lesbians are indifferent to trouser trout. At least the real lesbians that I have known are.
oh I know all about the other team; I live on a southern gulf isle. with the nickname GAYliano on account that like 60% of the full time residents are gay; I’ve worked on Davie st. in Van. ; wellesley and Jarvis in TO believe i know their “mating” habits 🙂