OK, some asshole told me that the world is going to end today, and was like you have to watch the news to learn how it’s going to happen. So I go online to see if anyone’s talking about said end of the world bullshit and nothing. Nice one asshole, just like the other 5 times you guys predicted the end of the world. The score is 5-0 for FAILS!!!! So the moral of this story is never cry wolf, cause someday no one is going to believe you. —Toronto Leafs Will Win Stanley Cup Now
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.


to be fair… they really only have to be right ONCE…
not that they will tho.
when it does happen… and it will….
http://www.universetoday.com/12648/will-ea…
whomever, if anyone, is alive at the time should definitely smoke em if ya gots em.
once the sun’s done, ya got 7 minutes to live…. the time it takes to smoke a ciggy.
coincidence?
And you actually paid attention to him why?
December 21 2012. It is going to happen. So enjoy this year. It will be our last. Yes, seriously.
Yeah, like the Corporate Media would ever cover a story like that. Free your mind, Man!….
It doesn’t mean the Earth isn’t going to be here after Dec. 21 2012, it just means WE might not be here after 2012. I imagine most of us will get wiped out by some sort of cataclysm, will you survive?
..now, if Operation:ShadowProject says the world is going to end, you can take that to the bank, except banks are immoral terrorist organizations designed to oppress the 99%, so you’d better take it to that guy you met at Evolve who likes industrial music and lets you crash on his futon, because he’s always got really primo herb and if HE says the world is going to end, then you can party and maybe get lucky with his sister who’s always reading Bukowski and who might be hot if she shaved her legs but you admire her principles anyway in standing up to the Korporate Eichmans at Proctor & Gamble and not buying into some dead white male image of female beauty…
Oh, Hey, spare change, sir? Got any spare change…
So you’ve fallen for this five times already? Every time it’s a hoax.. and every time you fall for it again?
I think the world IS coming to an end….
OB…didn’t you know
The world ended at midnight 1999.
We are now in another reality.
We are going back to the original reality of 1999 at Midnight when the calander runs out Dec 21 2012.
I also have 2 very good deals on Harbour Bridges…if you are in the market ~;)
has it ever occurred to you, OP, that maybe you have died?
And this is what death is?
Death is LTWWB? Okay, I can deal with that.
When the world does end I’m just wondering who’ll water my plants… oh wait… never mind
More: Is that why we’re to party like it’s 1999?
OB, and you believed him? Maybe it was the end of the world for him……was their a bloody splat at the Dockyards this morning under the bridge?
OB remove your tin foil hat.
There should be a picture of OB in the dictionary of OB beside gullible.
But on a serious note we are really close to a catastrophe. Watch the Canadian made documentary “How to Boil a Frog”
I don’t think they have to worry about crying wolf to make their claims less legitimate. I wouldn’t give lip service to any of those doomsday prophets, certainly not taking time to look up their crackpot theories. Which brings me to the question of why you are surprised for the first four times, let alone the fifth and hopefully final time. Good luck with your doomsday free lifestyle OB, and don’t drink the punch!!
o.p., take it from me. the world as we know it, will end on may 24 2012. the time line is 12:24 p.m., and that is atlantic time. don’t believe all the others, this is from about 25 years of searching records and shit. if you are asleep then, you might miss it. so stay awake, the change will be very subtle.
..yea don’t you like totally hate when your sposed to die..and then you like totally don’t ..epic fail ..death dood guy 🙂
Surprisingly enough OP, you sound disappointed. What happened? You maxed your credit cards and told off your boss? Four times?
It’s not a prediction so much as it’s a hope. I hope the world will end, hence your 5 nil score. Hope springs eternal.
Dude, you’re being used as a play toy … stop being so naive.
And, I firmly believe the Leafs will win the Cup before we all cease to exist.
http://www.workdistraction.com/good-news-f…
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See also:
http://textfail.com/wp-content/uploads/201…
I feel more sorry for the people predicting that the Leafs will win another cup, than I do for the failed attempts at predicting the end of the world. Leafs fans have that hope every year, doomsday prophets usually fizzle out after 1 wrong prediction. Lol, Leafs are gonna win another cup, lol. Me and Jesus will shoot some hoops and go for a beer before that happens!!
Perhaps this asshole enjoys your outrageous reactions to “word of mouth” OB, Perhaps, you need to take ALL things at face value, and quit moaning and groaning about an asshole! Everyone’s got one!
say aww http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2012/01/01/…
Awww, Stevie, your ’empathy’ for Leafs fans is heart warming. Thanks buddy.