This is for the man who introduced me to his daughter, bitched about his ex for hours on end, and stood me up regularly.
I know you are expecting a “fuck you” right now but I saw through it all. All your defenses.
But I just wanted to say, I loved you anyway…
—Gotta let go
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.


Puff puff pass my friend, puff puff pass…
not so much a bitch
Excessive ex bitching means excellently excersing your right to expressly exit the existing relationship before further excrement ensues.
You guys are awesome 🙂
I’ve never been stood up or dumped. Ahahahahahahaha
I win