Okay, pal. I don’t know what the fuck gets into you when you’re drinking that makes you, a grown 29-year-old man, sneak up on people and bite them! Really, it got old after you bit the first couple of people, yet you think it’s so hilarious. You’re my buddy and I know you don’t mean to actually hurt anyone, but it still fucking hurts! It’s only when you drink. For awhile there, you stopped the “joke” when some people threatened to press charges. After a long period of watching behind my back while we were on the booze, to make sure you weren’t sneaking up to take another bite, I sat at ease. Then, CHOMP!! right on my upper back! You’re a fucking idiot, you know that? Who goes around biting people? Seriously man get some help, or stop drinking! —OWWWW
This article appears in Jul 19-25, 2012.
ANOTHER ZOMBIE ATTACK OMG
creepy! have you tried hauling off and belting him in the kisser when he does this? It’s worked for me. (being the belter, not the beltee)
Isn’t this how those freaks online meet (meat?) You know those “I want to eat you as much as you want to be eaten scenarios” ….. that is fawked up shit man …… break his fucking teeth and he will bite no more.
nice dogs molly, are they yours?
Get the stupid immature fuck a teething ring.
What a fucken loser!!!
A biter you say. I think someone watches too many vampire movies. Or maybe they are just turned on by the bite, sick bastard.
I’d say a retaliation boot to the nuts should take care of this little problem.
bite him when he’s not drunk, draw blood if necessary
Can’t believe you brought this bitch here when you just should have punched him in the mouth the first time.
Hannibal Lechter wannabe – remove teeth, lead pipe does the trick.
seriously bud, this friend is a sicko. (trust me, I dressed up as a doctor once for Hallowe’en) biters are one small inhibition from chewers. (and yup, those beauties share my life)
Give him a muzzle when you go out, he won’t be able to drink or bite. It’s for his own good, you don’t want him to end up getting euthanized.
Hoof him in the nuts and say, “I only do it when I drink.”
He needs to have someone pull this one on him. Maybe he’ll smarten up.
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I have met guys who bite, in the bedroom etc. its a fetish.