The big giant nut who sits beside me is having an affair. It is one thing after another with her, last summer a bunch of us at work complained because of her racist rants and now this! Why do I know my coworker is having an affair, she talks on the phone with him for hours a day and he lives in Toronto! Thanks taxpayers! Plus, not only do I have to listen to her giggle on the phone and tell him what she is wearing, she plays her stupid fucking radio loud and even though I have headphones I can still hear that stupid fucking Michael Buble playing. Eat shit and die you stupid fucking cheating bitch. Your husband is a fool but we all know that already. I can’t wait for April to get here because I know you are going to visit the loser boyfriend in Toronto and that you told your fool of a husband that you are going to visit your sister/friend. You are a stupid bitch!
This article appears in Mar 20-26, 2008.
Do her husband a favour and rat her out.
I’m with Miles on this. The poor guy should be put out of his misery. Let’s hope she gets dumped by the bf after she makes the big confession.
I work with a guy who was doing the same thing for a while.An ‘old girlfriend’ picked him up from work almost every day, and they’d go for coffee/dinner together quite often. This is a married man (if you can call him a man at all), and i doubt that his wife had a single clue about it. We could all hear him on the phone with her almost every afternoon, putting on that smooth voice that made me want to haul the trash can out from under my desk and go right to puke city. She started buying him little gifts, which he took to stashing in the main office’s shared filing cabinet..obviously better than taking them home to wifey. It was annoying to begin with..she’d waltz through the door some mornings dressed for The Palace just to bring him coffee and a bagel, and we’d all roll our eyes. Finally my boss spoke up about it when the stash of cheap gifts (or as i called them, sex bribes) started pissing everyone off. Not too long after that, they cooled off thier little affair..or at least he isn’t flaunting it so much these days. Anyway, sorry for the long post..my point is, i know how annoying it can be to have a co-worker like that. It’s one thing to cheat on your spouse..by no means am i saying that it’s proper, but to bring it to work and throw it in everyone’s face is another story altogether. I don’t understand how someone can live such a lie like that and have any respect for themselves.
Yes, rat them out, so you too can be a part of the spiral.
I’ll take a ‘fuck that’ for 300, Alex!
If they want to air their dirty laundry in public (at work) then it’s public information. I would have no problem not keeping that secret and I would make that fact well known to my co-worker. Maybe it will scare them into shutting up about it at least.Now, I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to rat someone out, but I certainly wouldn’t miss an opportunity to let the cat out of the bag either.
Hmmm I wonder when the best time to drop that stinker would be…In no particular order…Staff Xmas PartyCompany PicnicRetirement PartyEOD Spousal Pick-up Time (That’s End OF Day for those that went EOD huh?)The day before the sleaze-bag’s vacationI agree that it should be revealed, they are not only betraying the commitment they entered but risking the unknowing spouses health and life with their selfish high-school antics. The poor spouse deserves the chance to walk-out and file divorce papers, sure it’s easier to just duck and cover and not tell the person but what kind of person does that? A shitty one that’s who, you may say in your defense that it is no-ones business but that is absolute hogwash, this literally could be life or death (AIDS, HEP-C) and letting it go could cost them dearly.If the losers want each other so badly then they should just come forward and end the other relationships so the spouses can get on with their lives.
I think a simply anonymous e-mail would do the trick, while you’re both at work – the reward for being forced to overhear her drama all this time would be overhearing the fallout.
What goes around comes around.. that slutty bitch will get what she deserves – and you get to sit back and watch.
Good call qwerty…that way you avoid most of the dramatic fall out.
Hogwash!I prefer not to get involved in the drama..unless it’s a close friend of mine, or someone i really care about. Otherwise, it’s none of my business.
Poop knows what time it is.Worst Case Scenerio: Double Murder Suicide.You want that on your hands? Right now it won’t be. You flip the switch, you’re living with that the rest of your life.
No the worst-case scenario is the spouse being cheated on gets a death sentence from the shitty dealings of their spouse and their whore, without the opportunity to get away or chose to stay. I highly doubt there would be a murder suicide…that is an extremely remote possibility, more so than all of them getting HEP-C or HIV which so so bloody likely that it should be a law for people to reveal shit like this.
I think what’s going on here is a woman venting, followed by a bunch of people who are bored at work offering funny ideas – all hypothetical. I don’t get the impression that anyone here is forming a plan of action about to be followed through on… at least, I hope not lol 🙂
worst case scenerio = extremely remote possibility, uh yeah.Anyway, if the person feels so strongly about it, confronting the person and telling them to confess is about the least destructive way of letting everyone in on it, from an innocent bystanders point of view.
True enough Cranks…but add that you will blow the whole thing open if they don’t fess up or end either of the relationships (doesn’t matter which one as long as no-one is left in the dark and accumulating STD’s unknowingly). Plus with the cheater doing the talking, you are far less likely to be involved in any of the drama, worst-case or not.
Hogwash.
Tell her to shut up and do her job.
Send the husband an anonymous letter !!!