To the super cute queer tattooed boy with the spacers behind the counter serving up some of the best grub in town. You have the prettiest willy that I have ever had the pleasure of getting intimate with. —Willy Lover
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2012.


what a cute posting! try a little d h lawrence and twine some wildflowers around mr willy next time.
Hehehe. That was a fun read.
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/…
What are spacers? I googled it to no avail. How is a willy cute? Large head, fat, long, fat and long, tiny? I seem to know so little.
Are willy’s pretty? What are spacers? Where is this good grub? I have so many questions.
Christ #1! We practically made the same post.
Off topic, you don’t go by Lieutenant Ryker as well, do you?
Well troodon – I do have his jaunty saunter. Especially in my high heels.
I realized the similarity after I posted. These questions are that important!
Now, just remember that OP, and don’t start calling it the SMALLEST willy in town once you two go your separate ways 😉
Arn’t “spacers” for your teeth? which I would think would cause havoc on a Willy….
yeh, i think spacers are braces, so maybe mr cute willy doesn’t reciprocate, or mr loves willy likes a bit of pain with his willy. i knew a guy who liked to get bitten, really hard.
it’s getting a little willy-nilly over here.
I think by ‘spacers’ the OL is referring to this: http://i.ehow.co.uk/images/a05/48/6c/ear-g…
Let’s just hope that he wasn’t talking about THIS guy:
http://eastvanliving.files.wordpress.com/2…
Cuz, if he’s willing to do this to his own face, I don’t even want to THINK of what he’d do to his willy! *Shudder*
LOL When I look at that pic, all I can think is “What the hell does he do when he gets a cold?!” Blech!
avast! omg! i am way out of it. spacers, eh? makes sense.
Crap. Links didn’t work. Lemme try that again. Stand-by….
First one:
http://i.ehow.co.uk/images/a05/48/6c/ear-g…
Second one:
http://eastvanliving.files.wordpress.com/2…
There.
I think spacers are those gapping holes in earlobes. Yeah sexy. NOT
i thought it was called ear gauging http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_urkO58kczqo/TOa2…
I think that’s the technical term, PG.
haha, i just call them piercings, it’s always interesting what folks do with their bodies. i prefer tattoos