To the blond girl who works at a phone store in Mumford. I see you every day and we have caught eyes a few times. I take enjoyment each morning to know that I might be able to see you again when I get my coffee. For she is like a song, she is like a ray of light, she is like children praying, like harps and bells and cymbals playing. —Grey high-tops

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  1. Actually zed…. OP is quoting the song “She’s So Beautiful” by the Waterboys. And to be honest, it’s quite the pleasant song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK5FKT-kjT0

    Luckily for OP this may give him a chance with said phone girl. Had he quoted Madonna, on the other hand, all hope would have been lost.

  2. Ray of Light threw me…
    and I think I managed 12 seconds of his god-awful singing before my ears started to bleed profusely.

  3. Hahaha…. I am in somewhat of a chill mood this morning. Although I suppose I should up the tempo if I have any hopes of leaving more hair for gym dude to wipe up later on……

    *wink, wink* —> PG

  4. Ugh, pg!!!

    Yack – not the best image for the morning… turning back to previous hairy image of lounging man… mmmm… (ha ha, riiiiight).

  5. ok, aside from NO NSFW warnings….
    and mandatorily having to remove my eyes ala Oedipus on a bender…

    If you really have nothing better to do than search and share bare men pix, perhaps you should just go flick the bean and get back to being somewhat productive.

  6. Flick the bean. bahahaha…

    I think the search was for hairy men, though – not necessarily bare… and who’s ever productive here, anyway?

  7. What the hell was this love about anyway…I’m all flustered now…. and I didn’t find a single one of those men attractive

  8. you know it bitch, i’m just messing about. personally, i do like a little hair on my bears

  9. OH MY GOD…. If you ladies keep this up I am going to be writing a nice hefty bitch about how I am being objectified! If you can’t see me for the quick-witted, sometimes foolishly lame yet somewhat insightful bitch commenter that I am…..well then I don’t know what I am going to do…

    😛

  10. oh, and your anonymity has been shattered…
    finally.
    (considering your profile was up long before mine was)

  11. I suppose I should have stuck with my previous username instead of deciding to change it to its current form. Then I’d still be in the anonymity closet enjoying the luxury of everyone still having all those preconceived ideas on my identity. Although a big thank you to Ivan who “officially” outed me…. haha.

    IVAN- the irony in it all is that I was going to come and make a purchase from you this coming Saturday so I could introduce myself. Now you’ll see me coming from a mile away 🙁

  12. you can’t see anything from inside that shop, too many books. do what i do, sunglasses, hat or scarf and a faux accent…”go and boil your bottoms”

  13. that’s the dream PG…
    that’s the dream.

    Though I do think we’ve just indirectly been called physically ugly…
    which… hmmm… reminds me of an article I read that I must dig up.

    Breadlady, why don’t you come on over and mix it up?
    I’ll get the polident and bengay…

  14. hey, i still have all my teeth V V…tho i am missing bits of knee and ankle and i have a few bolts and plates^^

  15. Just look for the guy with the ironic t-shirt, receding hairline/pony tail Jonno… SCREEE! (j/k Ivan)

    😀 Meanwhile, I STILL haven’t managed to get back in there on a Saturday, get my bravery up and introduce myself. though I was there last Wed and purchased 3 novels. Done them, need more. Maybe next Saturday when I’m in Hali…

  16. Don’t worry ralmn… I have interacted with him on a few occasions. I just didn’t realize it was him at the time. I know who he is 🙂 And I will still be going in there on Saturday…. I have decided I could use a couple of “new” philosophy texts.

  17. grrrrrrrrr, can’t find it anywhere.
    it was about an inventor who wasn’t allowed, by his company, to make the presentation to the shareholders because he was deemed ‘too unattractive’.
    So he went home and asked his wife if she could believe that…and she said, “you are ugly, but I still love you’.
    I’m pretty sure things didn’t go over well after that though I can’t remember the end result of the article….

  18. haha, you look more like your avatar admiral^^seeya saturday…this is all i could find zZzhttp://thechronicleherald.ca/ArtsLife/1222896.html

  19. Hmmmm – apart from the wine glass, the resemblance is uncanny. >; )
    What did you buy when you were in?

  20. Oh Painey – I have a picture SOBova took of me on our honeymoon, standing on the beach with Fortress Louisbourg in the background, , US Air Force ball cap, shades, flight jacket, khakis – exact Clancy pose. I once showed it to a Putnam Rep, he had to look twice before admitting that it wasn’t his company’s biggest cash cow.

  21. It sounds like a great play…

    yes, breadlady! He has a hat, just like that ! (from my previous stalking experience…)

  22. Sorry, PG, I had to remove the pictures… the first two were just too hairy and disgusting. The third is also hairy and disgusting but somehow tolerable. Maybe.

    I thought for a second they were photographic proof of the elusive Sasquatch. If only they had been.

  23. At no point did I objectify you there Jonno. I said I pictured you different.

    Mod 5.0 you are one hot lady though!

  24. RC….. I am not sure if you simply mirroring my dry humor or if you’re serious. In the case whereby you are being serious….. I was simply trying to be funny… (note the 😛 at the end of my post….) I think the others picked up on it… at least I hope they did.

  25. bird! Are you Mod 5.0?

    Well, hello there – I don’t think I’ve met you yet. Welcome. Don’t be too firm on painey’s pics… they were meant in good taste. 🙂

  26. Jonno….I’m the blond one…yet you’re the one who never seems to get any of my sarcasm. Maybe I need to use to bigger words and complicate my posts a little more for you to understand them. 🙂

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