What is WITH selfish lovers? I find men are usually the culprit here. And this has nothing to do with stamina. Nothing to do with you lugs fallin’ asleep 2 seconds after coming either. I’m talking about oral and your inability to be fair. Why is it that men expect women to give them endless blowjobs any time any where, but when it comes time to reciprocate it’s always “Oh baby, I need to have you now… I just can’t wait any longer.” “Pep! Pep! Aahhhhhhhhhhhh!” Women have fucking needs too. How would you like getting turned on and then made to lie there all night with your blue balls? This happens with most guys. They will go down once or twice when they first meet you. Then the oral fades away to a 80-20 ratio. For every 8 blowjobs he gets, I may get 2. Hello??? Problem here. Don’t even tell me women smell either. I take a shower every morning and a bath every night before sex. There is no issue with smell. I am always fresh as a lilly. There IS however an issue with laziness. MEN – you want your dick sucked then you’ve got work to do. I will never initiate oral again. You gotta give head to get it from me from now on. That’s IT! THE ONE-WAY PLEASURE TRAIN HAS ENDED! —You Have Been Replaced with my B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend) Until I Find a REAL Man
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2012.
You are with the wrong guys… I could spend hours down there, I’m talking about not coming up until my face is glistening! Find a more considerate lover, they do exist
I learned how to hold my breath for 4 minutes at a time 😉 I barely even come up for air anymore.
wow.. what kind of guys are you dating?? That’s total bullshit OP. There are 50-50 guys out there. Trust me.
yeah i love the ol whisker biscuit… cant get enough 🙂
mmmhmmm I hear that OB. And what about the way guys ignore the clit. Like all my nerve endings are in there – hello? Slamming my pussy all night and ignoring my clit would be the equivalent of a girl pulling on your balls all night. Fun at first, but then annoying and unsatisfying.
If I’m doin you, you better be doin me. In the words of Kim Catrall – “They don’t call it a JOB for nothing”
What a selfish, inconsiderate prick your man is – personally, I wouldn’t put up with that for two seconds. Tell him to put his dick in a vac hose if he’s so up for a blow job and nothing else.
Some g-spot stimulation doesn’t hurt either no_fool… It’s part of the holy trifecta of cunnilingus…
Teehee, love this bitch! One boy I was with wouldn’t finish me if he finished first because he was that afraid of his own excrement. It gave me such a terrible feeling; I felt used and like a container. I never had sex with this boy again. And then I broke his heart. Not because of that one thing, but it certainly didn’t help.
Just stop going first. I have no issue going down whatsoever but if my dick’s hard, it needs to be stimulated, or it won’t be hard anymore. Just make him go first, he’ll get the picture. And give a good blowjob (by blowJOB I mean blow until the JOB is done) from time to time, not just when it’s that time of the month, or once in a blue moon, or you have no right to call anyone a selfish lover.
Communication works better when it’s between the two parties involved, not between one party and some strangers on the web. Closed mouths don’t get fed, speak up if you want more of what you’re not getting.
Right on Tommy, it takes two
Most women I know hate blow jobs because the favour is rarely returned – plus the additional chore of gagging and choking on some guy’s urine-tasting penis isn’t as arousing as men would like to think.
if bits aren’t squeaky clean, nobody should be noshing on the naughties
Haha! I love that so much PG 😛
thanks mel, does your cat like mice? we’ve never seen a mouse, in the house, til yesterday
Eh, I’ve never been one for oral (receiving). I don’t mind giving, but as far as receiving… *shrug* no big loss.
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“I never had sex with this boy again. And then I broke his heart. Not because of that one thing, but it certainly didn’t help.”
That made me laugh for some reason.
I do agree with OP that most guys talk alot about giving oral but when it comes down to doing it they would rather not ……. heard this many times so I presume it is true. Now, what is gross – is for a female to have to suck some guy whose belly hangs over the waist ……. nasty to lay that fat bastard down just so the cock stands up……. g-r-o-s-s
Time to talk to him OP. Maybe he thinks you are not enjoying it? Your going to have to communicate with him to find out the reason if everything else is good in the relationship.
I have a 10 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
That is all.
DTMFA!!
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Uh oh….looks like somebody uploaded their real picture.
Mel, re the boy who wouldn’t go there if he came there first: on the flip side, word was when I was a single gal that any guy who did go down for the snowball was prolly bi if he liked his own juices that much…
and painey, you are so right! Aesop put some boules de miel in my stocking and he got a nice surprise when I put one in my coochie…http://www.touchofeurope.net/mm5/graphics/00000001/Abeille%20occitane%20boules%20de%20miel%2021409.jpg
Yikes… back to the stock image for me (as if dealing with Jim Kramer was not enough of a reason).. Thanks for paiting out you know who, whoever did that
So, I’ve asked more than one male friend why this might be … the majority of the answers … because they can’t stand the thought of what might be goin’ on down there or who else has been down there.
If you’re clean (no residual from bodily functions), there’s nothing living down there that shouldn’t be (no STIs or yeasties) and you’re in a trusting relationship where he’s not concerned that someone else has been in for a sample (no vacancy) … then call him out on it. If he still doesn’t want to pleasure the treasure and it’s important to you for a satisfying sexual relationship … then you have a decision to make.
Gross. Next she’ll be asking her guy to go down on her during her period.
what is it with people sharing a little TOO much on the ol’ interwebz these days?!?!?!
how is yelling at the world that you’re not getting enough head by some jackass going to solve anything?
sex only messes up relationships.
I’m not all bad….I removed the child from the picture.
Is that pic of you dartmouthy?
I do agree with OP that most guys talk alot about giving oral but when it comes down to doing it they would rather not ……. heard this many times so I presume it is true. Now, what is gross – is for a female to have to suck some guy whose belly hangs over the waist ……. nasty to lay that fat bastard down just so the cock stands up……. g-r-o-s-s -koda-
Its equally gross to feel a fat chicks giant flappy labia wrapping around your face as she sucks you into the dagobah-like swamp she calls a vagina.
but if u love the bitch you suck it up (a breath of air i mean) and dive in…..
Yes that’s me PK – dreaming of Tommy’s dream of tacos, lol
i have seen your loverly visage before, d’mouth. it was when you were dealing with skynet
Thanks godzilla!
Hope your eyes have recovered since Paingirl 🙂
Why not suggest 69, OB?
You don’t have to be standing to do that — just sit on his face and bend over to take care of his junk while he’s doing down on you. I was never one for 69 because I need to concentrate when I’m going down on a guy and someone doing me was just an utter distraction but some people really get off on 69-ing.
Also: lots of men out there love it when girls go down on them after they’ve been inside you (which, apparently isn’t common place as I thought it would be — for a chick to do that) — I say if a girl can do that and taste herself on his dick, there’s really no reason why he can’t if she really does want it. *shrug*
And hay boys, some of us really enjoy the aforementioned and love making out with you after you’ve gone down on it. Tres hot.
Fuck yeah PK
jesus joseph and mary^^we could give the monsieur a run for his money
Giggity.
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
PK … ditto that.
PK- I have never agreed with you more. Accept that I love it when a guy goes down.
Personally, I think it’s very good technique for us guys to get some finger play in there at the same time as oral. When done correctly, the combination of using both fingers and tongue/lips on your lady has a verrrrrrrry good outcum…er….outcome…..er…result. I use this to great affect. 😛
You are putting up with it so its your own fault. Dont initiate, see where he goes first. If they do that “try to push you down there” move then just be blunt and ask em for some love. Why is this so hard? Take your sexuality into your own hands already! Also, if you cant communicate with said person, you shouldnt be having sex with them!
“I find men are usually the culprit here.”
Do you swing both ways? If not, how would you know?
Just for the record I’ve had some girls who are selfish lovers. It’s not a strictly male problem. Many of them that I encounter expect a guy to pop a 1.5 second raging hard on the moment she bats an eyelash. And I’ve gone down on girls and not had the favor returned, too. I find people are either REALLY giving or REALLY selfish.
Men dedicate their LIVES to turning women on, “setting the mood” and all that shit. It’s a real slap in the face and a turn off when they can’t take 5 minutes to do it for us. Some of you need to get over yourselves.
But not you fine ladies here on LTWWB, I’m sure..
Sometimes, though, Tommy, you’re just soooo turned on that you NEED them inside you OMG NOW.
That being said, I’ve never had an issue with having the favour returned or returning the favour.
And yes, I just wrote that on the interwebz where ppl know me. Deal w/it.
Where’s that dang start private browsing now button? ;->
Today, LLWWB s/b called “Love you, you dirty bitch”
have no fear, the horny suckster is always here. what do i keep telling you girls. if you want the best, you gotta look for it, and you need look no further.
lol LS to the rescue!
“setting the mood” … fuck that bullshit. Pay half the bills every month and do half the housework consistently. Very sexy. No need for romance then … and if you set the mood set the mood cause you want to set the mood for me. Don’t … expect something. Although … I guess everyone likes to be appreciated … but that comes down to the person. So … I guess … know the one you’re with!
A selfish fellow in life will probably be a selfish fellow (mand or woman) in a relationship/bed.
I say one should dedicate their life to making themselves happy and that will be the MOST sexy thing you can do.
OP … tell him. God dammit … tellllll himmmmmmm. His psyche can handle it … his reaction will be a great indicator. He is not some precious delicate last of his kind wilting flower in the middle of the Amazon Jungle that you need to coddle …
“get on your knees or else!” (or course maybe a little nicer than that … with womanly finesse, lol) … who knows … he might find that assertiveness sexy.
Ah one never knows.
Haha I’m the same way PK, I don’t mind talking about such things even though some of you know who I am.
PS: 69 SUCKS!! Not in the good way. I need complete focus.
If you expect something, or spend your sexy time keeping score, you’re going to end up disappointed and resentful.
Talk to your lover about what you like and don’t like, and hear then out too. And as someone who has had to re-evaluate his sex life post-injury, let me just say: it’s not (just) the sex organ/sex act that you’re doing, it’s the connection you make with the other person that will make your sex life awesome.
And as Dr Phil says: sometimes you gotta be the hero. So what if she didn’t blow you this time, when you went down on her. It all evens out over time, and seriously, being with someone who “keeps score” doesn’t inspire my lust or especially my love.
Now go forth and fuck, my Pretty Bitches.
Wpaul
I agree with what seveal people have said – Talk to him, elsewise he’ll think everything is fine.
I love giving/getting head. I also find sex much more enjoyable, if my partner has had an “O” before I get started 😉
And now for something completely different (well maybe not)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8…
v.of t., darlin, if i went down on you, or any other female here. you would never let me out of your home. i am 61, proud to say that i have experimented in all kind of male/female games of loving. i could probly write a dozen how to do books on it. but it all falls down to a thing i call,:mind sex:.
that being said, the peasure is derived from what you give me, so that i return in kind, and keep doing. as to having a fur burger, hell, i can stay there til your eyes start to pop out. 1 orgasm is not enough, if you don’t have 5 or more, then you are having it done right girls.
as to blowing me, well i prefer to wait a bit longer than most guys to let you start. one night with the suckster girls, and you will never be the same. and no one else will ever do.
i even had exes of mine want me to do them, when i was with someone else, and them also.if you guys are smart, then treat your lady like she wants to be treated. and you will get better goodies in return. this b/f of o.p.’s, is most likely about 17 or 18, and just wants his rocks off.
i say this to all reading here now, do it right, good, and long, or someone else will. and that someone just might be me. p.f., anytime you wanna try, let me know, i think most of you know my mail addy already.
Seriously ladies, if your guy won’t go down on you find a guy that will. I’m not claiming to be an expert or anything but I wouldn’t turn down a chance for a roll in the muff.
OH and PG, I don’t know if my kitteh likes mice… I’m pretty sure there are some in this building though :P. I took him for a visit to my mom’s, she had a mouse in her home that’s not even 2 years old! They had traps set so Dexter didn’t get to play with him, but he let us know there was one in the trap!
Back to the bitch; My gay man friend told me he received a bad bj from a guy… HOW CAN THAT HAPPEN?
Donk said it right. I’ve had many a player light candles and put on tunes – nah what would REALLY set the mood is paying half these damn bills on the regular. Ain’t nothin’ up but the RENT! And peelin yo dirty draws & socks off the floor don’t hurt either.
wheeliep: “It all evens out over time, and seriously, being with someone who “keeps score” doesn’t inspire my lust or especially my love.”
Obviously it DOESN’T all even out in the end. Or the OB wouldn’t be bitching about it. I’m sure she doesn’t keep score – but an 80:20 split is hard NOT to notice. I would be pissed if that was my man! If you don’t like to eat pussy, then go find a girl who don’t like her pussy licked. There are a lot a men out there that don’t dine at the Y but still wanna lay back an get a BJ? Boy you be trippin, you need to go home now!
Hay ladies!
http://www.wannasnuggle.com/index/
Also, Mel – usually I’m not so open, but eh. Who cares anymore? It is what it is. 😛
Haha “setting the mood”. What do you do Tommy? I put on some Seinfeld. I don’t like cheesy candles or jazz music. If a boy brings a rose to bed, he will be kicked out.
I feel so educated right now. 😛
jesus…
why the hell did I keep reading this thread….
http://meowcheese.com/files/lolpics/2009/0…
I feel so annoyed right now, Orgasmatron.
But that’s neither here nor there.
This is only text Zzz, the pictures you’re seeing are products of your own mind ;D
Eh. Zed’s just an uptight prude.
Ignore his offerings of misery. Same ol’ same ol’.
Now I ain’t sayin Donk’s a gold digger.. but she ain’t messing wit no broke, broke..
lol I kid I kid.
Seinfeld? Mel, I think I love you, for real.. what episode do you find is the best for that? I like The Marble Rye, and The Pact
But wait, Seinfeld’s on like 5 times a da.. ooohhhhhhh
Oh and PK, notes have been taken ;P
TJ I ♡ that song!
for those that don’t know it, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY
You can be broke mentally too.
Just saying.
Go ‘head girl, get down, get down.
Go ‘head girl get down….
Wait! Isn ‘t that basically what started all of this? lol 😛
The marble rye lady…lol Now that’s a GILF!
69 comments. Giggity. 😛
lol you think Happy Gilmore’s grandma is hot? Happy will whoop your ass!
Shit.. I’m reading that she actually passed away this past September. 92 years old. RIP
Notes, eh?
WHAT KIND OF NOTES?
*blinks innocently*
but oral on a girl is more fun than getting it :/
and a 20 80 situation doesnt sound so bad
yeah it doesn’t sound bad if you’re the “80”
Finally at home where I can play Yeezy loud and get down with my bad self. Thanks Xeno.
Guys I stole the Scrabble pencil to go to class cause I couldn’t find any others … new low *face in palm, slight wimper*
It’s gonna be one of those weeks.
18 yrs 18 yrs she got 1 of your kids got you for 18 yrsssssss! woooooo my jam. *puts hands up*
Lolzzz
nope the 20 sounds good id be more than ok with that
I downloaded all episodes of Seinfeld Tommy, I don’t need to wait for cable to show it! I just make a nice long playlist of random ones for during and after. The best is when both parties burst out laughing at the same time. What episode was I watching the other day.. I don’t completely remember but Kramer said something ridiculous that just killed me. I’ll figure it out when I’m not on the bus!
I get all stuffed up when I do that, same with when I eat corn on the cob.
Yeah, if I’m going to perform manly obligations, I want the southerly regions clean.