What a good way to start a Friday morning. You were so cute, with your pinned up bun, blue fingernails and white scarf. We locked eyes a couple times, but you kept looking away. I should’ve asked you for your number. —Guy with the Red Scarf
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2012.


Man the loves are getting dorky.
THIS IS A PSSST and should be in that section.
The only love going on here is the fapping into his red scarf.
hey, discovered something new. i didn’t know about the psssst thing. yeah, these things belong there.