To all you bi-atches out there that want a piece of my Eastern European stallion: Back the fuck off. Like c’mon now. We may not be together anymore but he’s still my baby and always will be. You will never compare to me. Yes, you’re probably heartbreakingly beautiful (I mean, you’d have to be, to be interacting with a man of his calibre), and your breasts are probably the picture of female sensuality, but you’re no me. I’ll have you know that I have plans of babies and houses and wedding rings with that boy, but for right now, we both need some time to do a bit of soul searching. So if you get nothing else out of reading this, get this: if I ever see you trying to obtain a piece of MY Polish sausage, you can expect to have a variety of things thrown in your face (including but not limited to tequila, rum, vodka, urine, pickle juice, and/or a small child) by yours truly in a fit of that Latina passion I’m so infamous for… and honey, pickle juice is not becoming of anyone… not even me. —BB Bear Cub
This article appears in Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2011.
Doing some soul-searching=you being dumped. Get over it and soulsearch yourself into a new relationship with someone else.
I’m Ivan Sonovabitch, and I endorse this message.
>; )
Kool FM is playing Rah-Rah-Rasputin as I read this and if that ain’t Karma, Ivan not give fuck!
haha, as long as there’s perogies eh commander?
This sounds like it could be written sarcastically by someone who is interested in this Polish boy and had the pleasure of dealing with this OP, the psycho ex. Do psycho exes really not realize how desperate and sad they sound?
Da Tovaritsch!. I’m going up to K-town in September so me Mum’s been put on notice. Borscht, perogies and cabbage rolls , Please.
I should emphasize that I am NOT the object of this bitch. >: (
Not hard to tell the OP is a washed-up drawn out tired old DRAG QUEEN…….but then again, aren’t they all?
OP, Did you take your blue pill instead of the yellow one again?
If you’re such a catch, why aren’t you together? Maybe HE got sick of having a baby coated in tequila, rum, vodka, urine, and pickle juice thrown at him. Or maybe even a Polish sausage can’t fill a milk pail?
“Latina passion I’m so infamous for…” it’s just as easy to type PSYCHO.
Not sure if trolling…
“latina passion”
Read: crazy fucking bitch.
Listen, Survivor, you sound like a real catch(audible eyeroll). Since you guys aren’t together anymore(to his eternal relief, I’m sure), he is (no doubt) banging many other non-psychotic women who, as you admit, are much more beautiful than you.
So why don’t you go take a flying fuck.
Go take a flying fuck at the moooooooon.
“…we both need some time to do a bit of soul searching.” – Euphemism for, you’ve been dumped.
If you want a chance for another nibble of that Polish Sausage, get some professional mental help. It’s obvious that you have anger and impulse problems. Who in their right mind would want to stay with someone who gets violent when pissed off, and you sound like you get pissed off a lot.
Using a child as a weapon? It’s been done.
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Kay?
hey admiral, is your ma’s borscht mostly beets or does she add other things? i’ve had it prepared many different ways, and it’s always delish…and you know that your not dying when you look in the turlet^^
Mostly beets but a few cubed taters and shredded carrots. She uses pork neck bones for the stock and to add some shreds of meat for the resident carnotaurs (meat eating bulls *Snort*)
The perogies are always served boiled the first day, topped with fried onion and crumbled bacon; panfried the second – although the Old Man & I have been know to snack on cold ones. She has a little globular cocktail snifter; the sole survivor of her first set of glassware that she uses to cut out the dough. She swears it’s the “perfect” dimension. >: )
Feck – I’m hungry now!
You’re a fucking nutjob, OP.
that’s why were talking about food ttfn^^the best borscht i ever had was in the motherland, beets and sourcream lllaaarrrggghhh
Could the reason he’s moved on have anything to do with developing an aversion to hot (psycho) tamale? Not a flavour that many people enjoy enough to reorder. He’s free to enjoy whatever dish he likes, breasts, thighs, sweet potato pie!
I wonder if this is the same polski who offered my best friend and I his polish sausage a couple weeks ago at Pacifico.
*shudder*
That guy was a creeper.
You’re psycho, OP. You got dumped. If he’s not with you or dating you or whatever, he’s just not that into you.
Boys are simple creatures — if they want to be with you, they will be. If they don’t, they won’t.
Move on.
yeah yeah, but do you like borscht^^
Soul searching = he’s banging a ton of other ladies and then will come back to you when he’s fulfilled. And you’ll take him back, like a massive dumbass. Annnd he’ll do it again in a few months or so, etc etc. There is this guy I’m friends with and he had this crazy girlfriend for a couple years and they were always on again, off again. This one time when they were off and it seemed to be off for good, he and I started to like each other as more than friends but it just didn’t pan out but frigggg am I glad it stopped where it did because this bitch is crazy. She would send out angry Facebook messages and comments to any girl who so much as commented on a picture of his, even if they weren’t together at the time. And it was usually in some ghetto-speak I couldn’t understand, although she talked normal in person. Any girl who talked to him while they weren’t together were “sluts” and “whores”. I just don’t understand how these people don’t feel like huge tards! You’re not “fightin fo ya man”, you’re letting the entire world know how desperate and clingy you are and probably are filling some sort of void because your father doesn’t love you or molested you or something.
I usually find the boys are Pacifico are mostly not creepers! They always help me up each time I fall ;D and don’t feel the need to hit on me. Not right then anyway and certainly wouldn’t do it by offering me their sausage. Although one guy’s pick up line was, “HEY WHAT’S UP I’M FROM ISTANBUL! YOU KNOW WHERE THAT IS?”. But compared to like the Dome or something, I’d say they’re alright :P.
if you’re going there, just watch out for what you get back….
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get it all on camera though…
gotta love those high definition piss jugs.
Sounds like your Polski got tired of changing his shirt every time you got a little upset. Urine stains can be hard to get out.
That was the one time, mel, that I met a creeper there. He bought me a drink and then randomly turned creepy. We met nice boys later on though, so it was an ok night overall. 🙂
What gets me are the women who base their satisfaction in life and over all fulfillment on “[their] man.” They’re the type who can’t be single for a second and jump from guy to guy. They’re also the type who get super suspicious when their SO has any friends of the opposite sex so they plaster the guy’s FB wall with “OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOX <3 <3 <3+++++ XOXOXOXOXOXXXXXOOOOOXXXXXXX" because they're monumentally insecure.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (because I truly believe this) — if you’re yourself and some guy leaves you because he doesn’t want to be with you, then so be it. Why would ANYONE want to be with someone who’d rather be with someone else? You can’t help who you have feelings for, and if I’m dating someone and they’d rather be with someone else, then I’d rather them not be with me because I have way more self respect than that. Sure it’d suck for me, but I’d get over it. You can’t FORCE a guy to be with you and even if you could why would you want your partner to be unhappy?
FUCK I can’t stand insecure bitches. Just chill the fuck out, already. If you feel the need to convince a guy to be with you… then perhaps you better keep on lookin’.
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Hilarious bitch! Yeah, he’s soul-searching his polish sausage through half the buns in Halifax, no doubt! And if you’re lucky it’ll still have some condiments on it when he brings it back to you!! Ha!
All I can picture is a washed up Rosie Perez throwing rum-soaked babies at some polish dude. Ha!
Aw honey he’s trying to trade up. He’s probably fucking someone right now.
Get over it.
Well duh, I guess you can have him, and spare us the strain. That is the strain of try to restrain ourselves from chasing him and catching him. Brother, you must think you have the greatest thing there. Sorry to bust your bubble, but he is just a male human, that will screw around on you, first chance he gets, bet on it.
Why does “trash” come to mind after reading that? Sounds like the dude is better off because the OP is off the deep end.
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Fun fact: in Soviet Russia when times were hard, people used to make vodka in their tubs with dirty socks.
And they say my BA in history was just a bunch of useless facts!
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Oh, I now know what he’s doing: YOUR SISTER! Fucking the lips off of her to get the taste of you off of him…
omg..
This kills me every time. I guess we all have one thing we’ll never understand.
How the fuck are you going to get mad at the person interacting with your SO. Your EX at that.
They made no agreement with you. He did. They are not breaking any commitments or promises to you. He is.
If you don’t feel like he should be banging anyone during your little “break” the only person you need to be bitching at is him. You’re never going to stop every girl out there from talking to him. If you love this guy you’ll give him the space he needs.
You’re not his mother and if I were him I’d be trying desperately to put as much distance between the two of you. Soul searching.. no fucking kidding. I’d be searching for a lot of things, any excuse to get away from you. You sound like type to cut a guys dick off, cuz if you can’t have it, no one can! Face it, he can do better than you.
Like do you really want to have a bottle of pickle juice handy for the rest of your life? Listen close all you misguided ladies out there:
You can’t FORCE a man (or woman for that matter) to be faithful. He has to want to. Chew on that for a bit. He has to want to be faithful to you. Not because he’s scared of what might happen if he isn’t either.
You make me sick and make me laugh at the same time OP. I hope you figure it out some day, for the next guy’s sake.
Tommy — he took a “break” from OP because he realized she’s FUCKING CRAZY.
FUCKING CRAZY.
Next bitch this guy decides to date… well let’s just say I feel reeeally sorry for her.
I just hope she doesn’t have one of THESE:
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if you’re not together then he’s not ‘yours’.
if he’s that hot he won’t be lonely for long – what did you say his phone number was?
o.p., i think you will find, that no one wants this dude. because some of your fucking insanity has rubbed off on him. and if some bitch does get him, t.f.b., you aren’t together now, right? so just fuck off, and keep your brain dead ass away from normal and semi normal sane people. you have to grow up from your 15 or 16 year old self. do it now.
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yours will do Hugo! 🙂
Oh STFU op. No one wants your sausage or whatever. Methinks your bark is worse than your bite. I won’t even bother to insult your probably questionable fashion sense. I can smell spandex (or at least synthetic poly blend) off your post. Heh.
… and sunnyfunnygirl lady person back the fack up aff ma Hugo. Teeeeeeee heeeeeeeeee. Je kid je kid. *insert Muttley laugh* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE
Awww, Donk. I might flirt a little, but you know that I loves ya
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“We just need some time apart” translates to: he’s relieved to be apart from you.
Riddle me this: if you’re such a wonderful catch why are you not together? hmmmm? Yeah, thats what I thought.
Get over yourself. If you really were that fantastically amazing you’d be together. Clearly, you’re not that great. Or even that OK.
Get a grip, realize its over and soul search yourself into some other poor sucker’s life.
You put the ass in classy, you dumb twat.