I arrived home from work today and went to the front door to check the mail, only to find A PLASTIC BAG OF DOG SHIT ON MY FRONT STEP!
What the mother-fucking fuck? Yes, I have a dog, but I carry around one of those convenient poo-bag holders on his leash so that when he shits I can pick it up right away and place it in the garbage. So this shit clearly isn’t mine, or my dog’s for that matter. So why in the fuck would some ass-wipe leave their dog shit on my front door step? —Come Get Your Shit
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
there are probably some immature kids home laughing their faces off at making there own accounts of what your reaction would be to finding a bag of shit in the mail.
sounds like youve just been pranked.
you must be the guy that walks his mutt, and lets it crap where ever. don’t go trying to be a real responsible owner on us, you know why the shit was put there, fess the fuck up, and except that fact
You’re lucky it wasn’t on fire.
perhaps it was a free sample from the dog shit selling people dude that’s trying to sell people dog shit so he can pay for his wife’s vasectomy; perhaps 🙂
Is it just me or are the mormons getting a bit more cunty with people who won’t talk to them?
jehovah jehovah he said jehovah. no colonel they have expanded their scope and now come to your place of business…the bear deals with them and it is even funnier than when they come to our dwelling
I hate it when they bring their children with them. Beneath all contempt.
OP, are you the same bitcher who declared war on the family whose kids were honking the car horns next door?
Kim_NS: Nope.
I dump mt dog’s full poop bags in playground garbage cans. What the kids do with it at recess isn’t my concern.