Why at the ages of 21 and 22 would you resort to physically attacking me when you didn’t get your way? It was 10:30 on a Friday night and we were in my room hanging out as I did not want to disturb you guys by being in the common area. Being noisy in my room does not under any circumstances give you the right to punch me a few times, leave me with bruises all over and huge gashes in my arm. I look like an animal attacked me. Classy moves girls. Don’t you have better things to do on a Friday night than attack me? Oh wait, neither of you have friends. It makes sense now why every person you have lived with before has only terrible things to say about you. You both need to seek help for anger management. Also, good luck finding a new roommate on such short notice. I didn’t sign a lease so I am getting the hell out of there! —Moving on

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  1. Bahawhawhawhaw, Ivan – all of ’em menopausal since birth. Fuck, I absolutely hate that show – only ‘Ellen’ surpasses it in producing pure bile to bubble in my throat. That broad is starting to look like a fucking muppet.

  2. I pitched a reality show to Fox a couple years back called “Who Wants To Beat Rosie O’Donnell To Death With A 5-Lb. Sledge Hammer”. They were interested but they didn’t see it lasting past 3 episodes….>: (

  3. Pardon my lack of name recognition; the black woman 2nd from right is trying to cop a peek down the blondes titty top, Joy is thinking “I wonder if it’s true what they say about black mens willies” Obama is thinking “how the fuck did I get talked into this menopausal minge fest” Whoopi Goldberg is trying to remember the last time she was a comedian and dear old Barbara is just toooo fucking sedated.

  4. Can you imagine the angst those slags went through during the democratic primaries. “Hilary or Obama, Who do I support” I’m surprised they didn’t sue the Democratic National Committee for PTSD caused by the infliction of undue stress

  5. Oh and for the record Baz, Whoopi was NEVER a comedian. It was just cheaper to let her pretend than to pay the lawyer fees.

  6. Bahawhawhahaw – thanks for the belly laugh, Ivan. Too bad I got double-whacked in the head by my boudacious tag team.

  7. Have you called the cops, Mo? Landlord/school?
    Press charges, get a restraining order, and have them evicted. Don’t forget to say that you’re afraid for your life.

    – or – Is there something that you’ve neglected to tell us?

  8. I bet there are some guys who would pay to get slapped around by a couple of bints.

    Ivan – Ted Dansons shrink must be thinking what the fuck were you smoking when you were involved with that……

    I wonder if any of them smoked the old pork sword?

  9. She knew it was over when Ted could no longer even look at the back of her head during the love act…

  10. hey moving on, i can give them something to do with their time, you too. the more the merrier. and looks like an animal attacked you. what do he cops say?

  11. So, a Friday night and you had friends over (how many?) and were being loud and perhaps the two girls wanted to watch a movie but you wouldn’t permit that because you were in YOUR room (not a sound-proof bubble).

    You do not say whether you are male or not but I would venture a guess that you are. Your smart mouth in front of your friends provoked the cows to jump you and slap the batshit out of your empty head.

    What they did was unnecessary………..what you did was probably ignorant!

    How do you like that recap of your sorry night?

  12. Koda do you know OP? Or are you one of the chicks who jumped him? No matter what someone says to another person there’s very few reasons the girls should have resorted to physical action.

  13. “What they did was unnecessary………..what you (OP) did was probably ignorant!”

    No clue as to who the parties in question are just laying out a possible scenario……

  14. Many times we focus on what could have happened when the real question is what did happen.

    Speculation is fun and dandy on the internet, but I hope you don’t treat your real life situations with the same daydreamy detectiveness.

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