To the ugly haired bitch who cut my hair. You’re fresh out of hairstyling school and have no sweet clue what you’re doing. When I asked for ONE INCH to be trimmed off, you hacked off an undesirable amount and it looks horrible.
Hats will be my new best friend until I find a proper, professional stylist to fix your mistake. Go back to school or find another job because clearly, this isn’t quite your talent. —How Can You Expect to Style People’s Hair When Your Own Looks Like Shit?
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.


well to be fair, the only way to get better is to practice.
(s)he charge you full price?
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if you meet your stylist and they look like a bleached out trailer park ho, leave. Immediately. no good can come of it.
Also, ask for your money back. it’s one thing to ask for a style or cut and be unhappy with it. It’s another thing all together when you ask for a style or cut and get something totally NOT what you asked for.
1. My Grandpa used to say that when he was looking for a barber, he’d look for the one with the worst haircut, assuming that he cut all the other barbers’ hair, but someone else cut his.
2. You get what you pay for. I think you know that already with your line “Hats will be my new best friend until I find a proper, professional stylist to fix your mistake.” A little attention with a curling iron may help as well.
3. Here’s my cheeseball tip for finding a new stylist. The first time at a new place I’ll take anyone (it’s a good chance that the person answering the phone has no customers at the time and will try to book her spots first.) I will ask for something really minor, maybe even a wash and style. When I’m there, I scope out the other hairdressers, especially the ones at the ‘first chair’ to see how I like their work. I get their name (you could even snap a picture of them via the mirror I suppose) so the next time you call for an appointment, you can ask for that stylist by name, or describe their appearance to the receptionist.
my mother cuts her own hair, it looks great. i tried that once, it was hot and i was squiffy, the bear fixed it
Ya get what you pay for is right…….and you went to a fucking MALL to have your hair cut? I don’t even buy coffee at a MALL……..geezuz what were you thinking?
I found it sooo hard to find a hairstylist in Halifax. BUT, I finally found a great one. You should go to a “Little” hair place on Chebucto… they;re the BEST. It may not look like much from the outside, but Tara is amazing. Also, NO esthetician is better than the one they have there.
Long time no post PF, what’s new?
“To the ugly haired bitch…” That should have been your first clue …
It’ll grow back !
OP, if you find a hair dresser with beautiful hair, the trick is to find out who does it for her.
When I felt the barber shaving up above the nape of my neck, I knew things weren’t what I’d expected. I almost cried, but six months later my hair was long enough for another hair cut. That was a long, freakin’ six months….
“my hair looks like shit….. fix it”
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you get what you pay for.
hey Tommy… not too much is up. For some reason I can’t comment from work anymore (stupid government), but I do read the bitches everyday!
Hairstylists…..lol. Give her a pair of pointy, sharp scissors and ask her to run around in circles unattended. Problem solved.
I have the best luck with immigrant barbers that charge 10$ and the worst with overpriced ‘stylists’. Having travelled a bit in the developing world, it seems to me immigrants/foreigners are a little more meticulous and a little more concerned about doing a good job and earning a tip than the trendy Canadians who are more about their own appearance, their trendy digs and where you’re going clubbing .
Question:
If there are two barbers in town and one of them has a horrible hair cut and the other one has a great hair cut, which one would you go to?
Answer:
You would go to the one with the ugly hair cut because chances are they are the one who gave the other barber a good hair cut and vice versa.
Answer B. I’d move. if there are only 2 barbers… it’s too small a town for me.