Dear Guy-Going-Into-the-Garrison-Brewery-with-a-Monster-Tallboy, thank you for saying, “so that’s when my friend got rid of crabs for the second time.” You were the perfect ending to the perfect evening. —Drunk Eavesdroppers

This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2011.

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  1. That’s a gross yet kinda awesome bitch…cause I can picture the eavesdropping…not the crabs.

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