To the asshole who smashed the rear drivers side window last night next to MEC on Sackville street: Thanks a lot you prick.

I hope you enjoy the MEC bag you stole containing a couple of ultimate discs, whiteboard, cones and a pair of gloves.

Hopefully you break your leg playing ultimate with my stolen gear.

That will be your thanks for the $250 bill to replace my window. —You Owe Me $250

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  1. don’t got no insurance o.p., go to the lizard people, they will insure anyone against anything, trust me. and be glad they got something they could use, instead of something they could sell for fast cash, for more crack. look in the direction of north to gottengin streets.

  2. sounds like the car thief saw the last bitch and thought to rummage around the car a bit this time….

  3. I saw your broken glass on the road as I walked from my car to work this morning. I thought “Bummer!” when I passed. People are idiots.

  4. I understand the gloves part, marker board, and the cones are pylons? But what are “ultimate discs”?

  5. ok, zzz. i get it now. still doesn’t explain why people would think of a frisbee as an “ultimate hyperspeed space discus from the planet MEC”

  6. Sodeypop— douchebaggy/stoner university types that think that hackeysack is a sport wanted something to make it sound more “extreme”. Enter “Ultimate”.

    Also, it could be because the term “tossing a Frisbee around” sounds like a kid’s game.

  7. Dr. Fever. It may interest you to know that the majority of ultimate players in Halifax are not “douchbaggy/stoner university types”, rather professional people with jobs. By the way, it is correct to say disc rather than Frisbee. Frisbee is a brand name, like Kleenex. Oh, and try playing a game sometime. I bet you can’t keep up with the folks “tossing a Frisbee around.”

  8. “I hope you enjoy the MEC bag you stole containing a couple of ultimate discs, whiteboard, cones and a pair of gloves.” I’m sure they will. Hell if I had stolen it, I would have enjoyed it. And correction: MEC is on Granville and Blowers. Sackville is the next street over. If you were parked on Sackville, you weren’t next to MEC. Just sayin’.

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