I don’t understand why the symphony has to play such dirge-like music. Sure most of the crowd nowadays is of the blue-haired, frequent gas-passing age (jut because I can’t hear it doesn’t mean I can’t smell it) but really! I come to this because good classical music is like panty remover, and this shite that they play, all the Viagra in Florida would do nothing for me. Come on, play some rocking classical and get the young people out there so we can tap that at the end of the night.
—limp dicked in H-fax
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
Sorry, I don’t get what the fuck is going on in this bitch.
I also didn’t realize there were people out there that get hard-ons from orchestras. Bravo.
hahaha…Dino Jr. you took my response right outta my head
my bad, i hate when that happens.
Woody needs more cymbals, goddamn it!
were you expecting Apocalyptica or something?
Symphonies aren’t really known for their ‘rock-n-roll’ roots….
I had no idea that Symphonic music was the proverbial ” Gin Pantie Remover”. Who would have thunk that. Or as TTFN would say” Woody needs more cymbals ” . I was thinking more along the lines of Woody needs “MORE COW BELL”. We need more Cow Bell dammit. There has got to be a cow bell in that cocofany of brass, wind, wood and stringed folk:D
At least the cowbell would keep you from falling into a coma. Blue Oyster Cult they ain’t.
You probably want to check out the Beer and Beethoven shindig at the end of the year, dude.
Panties being removed at SNS shows? Damn I got to get season tickets.
I want to know why the OP expected Jesus Christ Superstar… was it posted on the bill? Isn’t this like opening a harlequin novel expecting a sci-fi story? I don’t get it.
Whens the next laser show? Those are “rad”.
Apocalyptica would be sweet.
If you don’t want dirge then Check out :
http://www.alisonbalsom.com/intro.shtml
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASB6hFUat4g&featur…
or – http://www.ruthpalmer.com/
or -www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFpd0fDmZ4 (the flute player)and a great orchestra
I think I’m as confused as everyone. I would have postulated that most panties at a classical music show would remain very much un-removed. Also, if a good symphony is your only means of achieving an erection, you might find that all the Viagra in Florida would do some serious wonders.