Yes you folks hate me, and I hate you. But I have to say this.
My bitch is with the 40 year old woman, who took my daughter’s DSlite when she put it on the washroom counter to wash her hands.
It took my daughter a few minutes to articulate what happened, so even though I was standing right outside the bathroom, I didn’t catch you .
She’s been taught to be a strong kid, but your greed and brazenness caught both of us by surprise. She now knows to hold anything she likes to her as tight as she can.
I can’t wish for you anything worse than the life you lead.
—Matthew
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2009.
You’re assuming we all hate you? Who the fuck are you and why am I supposed to hate you? If that’s the case – NO REPLY FOR YOU!
This cow deserves forty lashes!! In public! With a whip soaked in salt water and gasoline!! Then she should have to wear a sign that reads “I am so cowardly, that I stole from a child” for a year. Anyone who would steal from a child should be publicly beaten and humiliated. I garuntee that if we had harsher penalties for shit like this, people wouldn’t be doing it nearly as much. If the penalty for stealing was public whipping for the first offense, losing a finger for the second offense and a hand for the third offense, we’d NEVER have repeat offenders.
if you didn’t catch her, how do you know how old she is, etc?
depending on where you were they might have security cameras.
wait….
your daughter put it down, started washing her hands, and when some crotchety lady was done before her, swiped the thing and booked it right past you?
Damn.
1. I congratulate you for having a child that washes her hands when going to the washroom
2. I congratulate you for having a child that doesn’t completely fuck up someone 4x her age when she motions towards her property in a public space.
3. Unfortunately she’s learned the lesson of losing something valuable to her.
Could she have screamed bloody murder?…. yeah.
Could she have followed her out and pointed her to you? yeah……
Could she have knee-kicked and sacked that bitch to the ground…. probably.
You have a good little gal. Very rare… but she now knows the world is a little more fickle. Life lessons are worth way more than an NDS.
I don’t hate you, Matthew, I just think your views are a little elitist and prickish, that’s all 😛
NGF: Matthew’s little girl probably saw the woman and knows she’s over 40, which makes this whole situation a lot more pathetic.
Some people are pieces of shit, Matthew. You’re right when you say this bitch leads a miserable life. She’ll get hers at some point. (also, try the security camera route that Gustav mentioned).
Your kid must be feeling pretty shitty right now. I hope she starts to feel a bit better soon. That’s a tough lesson to learn when you’re 8.
Stealing from an 8 year old, that’s low. I hope she gets her comeuppance.
He’s Matthew Luthor, TTFN. I refuse to reply as well.
kids are dumb, PK. the person was probably 15 and the kid said, “40” and thinks their father is a billion!
Fuck off NGF.
Gah, I hate hearing about shit like this… and such a bizarre situation to boot. Why a grown woman would do something like that. Man, it honestly makes me sick to my stomach. No kid deserves that kind of treatment. Kids aren’t dumb NGF, kids are innocent, and they don’t know any better. By your reasoning the kid who gets into the van with the pedophile is dumb.
What the hell are peoples’ problems?
I’m sorry that happened to an innocent little kid, that’s not fair. People suck, especially the desperate ones. Seriously tho, imagine having to live with yourself after doing something like that… Scum.
Any spawn of mine would scream bloody murder in that situation, for better or worse I suppose, but then on the other hand, one of mine wouldn’t have an expensive wireless device like that as a toy… They would just lose it or break it eventually anyways, from what I’ve seen so far…