To the rude biotch who stepped on my toes as you were getting off the #9 bus this morning (September 30th) at Mumford: Thanks a lot. There’s no way you didn’t realize you were stepping on my toes with your ugly ass high heels. You were crowding me as I was stepping off the bus, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a big enough dickwad to step on my precious little toes on purpose. I know some people are in a big rush in the mornings, especially when it comes to catching connecting busses, but you weren’t even rushing to another bus! Jerk. I hope you were late for wherever you were going.
—My toes will never be the same
This article appears in Sep 24-30, 2009.


lets hope she steps in a crack and goes kersplat
Every time someone who has been obviously crowding me steps on my feet….gets shoved hard, no exceptions. Fucking personal space invaders piss me off, especially when they end up making contact with the person they are crowding…don’t let them, shove the bitch next time.
*facepalms* You know what, I’m going to leave this one alone.
People take the bus still? Why?
expat: Because they missed out on the great free cars with free insurance and parking the auto fairies were handing out.
So now your toes will never be the same just from being stepped on? Who was this woman, Chyna? Rita McNeil?
Did you get on the bus before she had the chance to get off? If so, you’re the rude one here and you deserved it. Just like that asshat who insists on getting on every bus at Portland Hills bus stop every morning to hand out the Metro. The asshole rudely rushes onto the bus without waiting for people to get off first, and shoves his way past people who are getting off. Learn some manners people!!
No, it was Chyna MacNeil.
Maybe it was her: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lbZnyRdUv7w/SRCJ…
I think I’ve actually seen this woman around Halifax.
You two should settle this with a thumb war, only with your toes.