For once I’m not referring to Metro Transit! Thanks to my roommates for having an obnoxious party while I was trying to sleep so I could work in the morning. And that’s not even the part I’m most angry about. A big fuck you to whoever told your friend that yeah if you knock on her door three bajillion times at 3 AM, she will probably sleep with you. My headphones blaring could hardly drown out your desperation and sorry you’re not and never will be my type so please allow me to sleep so I can be at work on time in the morning and feel safe in my own house. —Not Answering
This article appears in Nov 3-9, 2011.


Oh this is weird.
prolly would have been easier to just put out 😉
Gotta set some house rules OB.
It also sounds like your roommates were trying to pimp you out.
Might be time for somebody to move.
You mean someone at Grand Parade has a job? How do you knock on a tent door?
Reason number 179 why one should live alone.
Yup Op, your roomies are douches. They can’t have a lot of respect for you either, you’re better off out of there.
I can’t say this enough: choose your room mates carefully, be wary of complete strangers, and have open communication. Parties should be agreed upon by all. You live with SET’s. Wow your room mates are fucking creepy.
but if the suckster was to ask???? how could you ever refuse ten, right. the great love beast that i am, would rock your world, and being late, would be nothing.
Get them back somehow OP… get them. Find the most despereatest sexually depraved person you can, and tell them that the room mate really wants them but likes to play hard to get.. like REALLY hard to get.
Or something I dunno use your imagination.
Just tell sebastard they’re into anal jelly (of the grape kind) and you’ll have the best revenge ever.
who thinks pounding on someones door @ 3am is a way to score???
how DRUNK were these people?
replace the advil with nyquil night time gels and see how long they last the next day…
dude, kick them out.
Seriously. That’s fucking bullshit OP.