To all of your recipients of workplace-sponsored baby and wedding showers – WRITE A THANK YOU NOTE! Your colleagues have all been forced to go to a store, buy you a present, wrap the present, write a card, and watch you open it. The least you could do is take 20 seconds to write a note to say you appreciate it. Why has civility disappeared in this city? Manners people!
— Old ninny
This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.


Instead of writing a bunch of Thank You notes, they should just write a “Love The Way We Love” and hope it makes the print version. Then cut it out and post it on the office bulletin board.
You probably extend your pinky when you drink tea as well.
I don’t support such causes anymore.