Dear homeless drug addict on Spring Garden: I ignored you. I didn’t make eye contact. I didn’t say anything to you. I didn’t give you anything. Next time, fuck off with the ass-kissing remarks. -Get A Job Licking Stamps, Loser!

This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.

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  1. boy, this must have really ruined your wonderfully fulfilling, enjoyable day if you maintained the rage long enough to compose this. and then hit send. yoikes.

    game, set, match to the homeless junkie

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  4. That guy is a good guy. He doesn’t ask for money directly because he would rather do it by making people feel better.
    And then there are some sorry assholes who are offended by this.
    You must be a big wheel down at the hoseclamp factory.

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  6. Gee. Someone said something nice to you and just because they’re, in your estimation a ‘homeless drug addict,’ they’re shit on your shoe. You sound delightful, OB.

    Lemmie guess: you had a successful retail business to get to, right?

    FYI: this guy ISN’T homeless. He’s got an apartment on Queen Street and I’ve never had a problem with him when I’ve encountered him. He’s friendly and doesn’t ask for money. So what’s the problem?

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  7. Good for you for standing up to those begging bullies, OB! But next time, instead of being cranky and rude and disgusted, take the high road and put a McDonald’s application in their change-begging cup!

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