I’m sorry if this is creepy, but I can’t keep sitting in the car anymore. You work back shift drive-thru at a food chain that claims we’re lovin’ it. I used to know a girl who did the same shift, she since quit but I still visit, every Friday night ’cause that’s the only night I know for sure I can see you. Ever since I first saw it, I knew there was something about you. I won’t lie, I first thought you were just another cute drive-thru girl who I’d forget about in a week, but after a week, and I came back hoping to see you. There you were, hair up, uniform, probably thinking you look like hell but you’re absolutely gorgeous. But you’ve got the most amazing smile. I can’t get it out of my head. It’s beautiful and so inviting. I know I’m not the best look guy on the planet, got some weight that could dissappear and some nappy facial hair I only keep ’cause I look 12 without it. All I’m asking is you let me take you to a movie, for a meal, hell, even just a coffee, just so I can see that smile one more time. Knowing my luck you’ve got a boyfriend or are of another sexual orientation, but I’m not asking for anything complicated, I just want to get to know the girl behind the smile and uniform. If you read this and know who I am, I intend grow some balls one night and eventually as you out. Untill then, never, ever stop smiling. — Late Night Food Run
This article appears in Mar 14-20, 2013.
Oh good.
Because I was just saying to the wife last night –
“Say Hon, d’you know what would make the fastfood experience even more enjoyable? Armed guards, that’s what”
Stalking is a term commonly used to refer to unwanted or obsessive attention by an individual or group toward another person. Stalking behaviors are related to harassment and intimidation and may include following the victim in person or monitoring them.
OP, what you are doing is obsessive and unacceptable behaviour. To have an attraction is normal. To take it a step further and ask the person out is normal. To sit in a car and watch a person every night is just ‘el creepo’. Stop it… Stop it immediately.
love the way we stalk 😀
LOL two dozen McDonalds employees in the HRM just quit.
Did I read this correctly? You “knew” a girl on the same shift or “obsessed” about a girl on the same shift as the one you’re now focussed on? She since quit. Notice a pattern here?
There’s a thread on the Bitch about processed foods where one of the posters shows their usual brilliant insight about eating balanced meals. Maybe something to think about, give Mickey Ds a rest for a while. Nothing wrong with a mini-crush on someone you don’t know, watching her from a car every night has a bad aura to it though.
“There’s a thread on the Bitch about processed foods where one of the posters shows their usual brilliant insight about eating balanced meals.”
Shameless plug, Reg. lol
I think I saw this on an episode of “Criminal Minds”…..
You’re one small step away from…..
“I went skiing today, too, yeah.
I didn’t wanna go.
The girl I’m stalking wanted to go, so… “
-Dave Attell
http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1998_There_…
Do you have a machete, by any chance, OL?
Poor guy, thinks he was writing a beautiful love and everybody compares him to the Zodiac killer.
We would never assume that.
He’s just the son of someone named….
Sam, perhaps?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/romanticc…
I didn’t get the impression that he was a stalker. I got the impression that he was a young person who went to mc donalds drive-thru a lot. Last I checked it wasn’t a crime to have a crush. Anyway, bud if you’re trying to lose weight, I would suggest you quit going to mcdonald’s all the damn time.. Even the salads there are 50 grams of fat. And if you end up getting a date with her and take her to dinner – Don’t take her to Mick D’s.