I would just like to thank the person who found my wallet in downtown Halifax last week, and stole all of the money in it, for ruining my kids summer.
Not only did you take all the money, but you passed by pictures of two kids and proceeded to take the grocery gift card and a discount card?? Hope it was worth it douche bag, as I was the one to tell the kids on grading day that some fuck face stole there presents.
Oh, and also thank you for at least leaving my ID cards, even though I found everything stashed behind a toilet. Karma is a bitch asshole and yours is coming, I’m sure of that! —Stolen Summer
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.
You LOST your purse…YOUR FAULT!! Be grateful that you got all your ID back cause that costs a pretty penny to replace. As for the money well ever hear of a bank.
As for your kids grading present…well you can always tell them that their present is that they are going to the next grade level. Besides they are going to school for themselves not presents.
Don’t be hateful becuase of your own stupidy.
Oh no… the dreaded ‘K’-word…. Here they come…!
speaking of grading day…. -2 for spelling.
but never you fear, the great Karma demon is going to hunt them down…
so you can feel better.
Who walks around with a summers worth of money on their person … let alone in a wallet. God, I am lucky if I have $2 cash on me for a coffee these days. it’s called a debit and or prepaid credit card honey. Maybe if people got with the times they’d be able to take advantage of the security that technology offers.
Could have been worse. Replacing driver’s license, bank cards, etc is the real bitch. How did you get back an empty wallet/purse? Normally they throw them in trash cans.
Sounds like they were actually being quite considerate…. And what makes you think the robbery wasn’t Karma getting YOU for a past transgression? If you think that’s how Karma actually works then I guess it was all YOUR fault.
Yeesh, I hate that usage of the word Karma. I like TTFN and paingirl’s dog analogy a lot better.
what the hell do you expect, everything returned to you.
You lost your purse and found it behind a toilet? Sounds like too much work for a thief.
Why’d you put your summer in your wallet? Mistake number 1.
Maybe the person didn’t “find” it, maybe the person purposefully stole it from you. In that case, it would be actually amazing you got anything at all returned.
wow what kind of selfish cold hearted society do we live in where people criticize people for being robbed?
Wow, what kind of a cold hearted, critical and selfish society do we live in for criticizing someone for getting robbed?
The kind of society that is sick to death of people blaming others for their stupidy.
Still working on the Suicide Hotline ES? >; )
hehehe pretty much! 😀
The real question is, what kind of a summer were your kids going to have that the loss of a grocery gift card would ruin it?