I am sick to death of you texting while I am trying to talk to you. There is no way sending a 79th “LOL!!!” to your boyfriend is more important than I am.
You clearly need serious help if you cannot put your phone down for thirty seconds, and I sincerely hope you get that help before somebody smashes your phone and murders you with the shards. It’s disrespectful, it’s rude, it’s down right annoying. STOP TEXTING.—Angry
This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.


Texting while talking, to the same person. You people need to put your devices down for a couple of minutes and take a big breath.
You’re techno-whores.
Stop stressing and walk away.
ah, but then they would have to form, what is the word i’m looking for, oh yeah, words in their mouth.
As an aside, acronyms (or text shorthand) like LOL, FTW, OMG and WTF, all degrade human language.
It’s funny how we as a species have devolved from:
“I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage, where every man must play a part, And mine a sad one.”
To:
“LOL WTF that gey” between teenage kid’s texts or “OMG i clicked play and BLAM!! JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!” on Youtube comment boards.
Yea, walk away. I don’t sit with people who text.
zZz approves this bitch.
I presently have 18 unread texts on my phone.
WHY Unread you ask ? That’s because I OWN A PHONE !
You want me, call me & we’ll talk. If I’m unavailable the message service I pay extra for will take a message & I really will get back to you .
IF I want to read a damn message ,I’ll check my e-mail.
Textings for morons who have issues IMO.Their lives are so lame, having to lol & respond to every little inane comment sent by another airhead instead of having a conversation shows just how damn lazy &/or unimportant their texts really are. Either that or they’ve forgotten how to speak !
Which would be fine if they were deaf or mute. IF I knew any deaf or mute people Iwould make sure my phone would signal it was them & then because of their handicap I would read the message…..hmmmmm maybe I’ve been looking at this from the wrong direction.
Perhaps those who are addicted to texting really are handicapped, not deaf or mute…just retarded, or what ever the ‘new’ & ‘improved’ discriptive word is these days for the mentally defective !
Just say “obviously I’m interrupting your texting time, so I’m going to go so you can devote yourself 100% to typing into a machine” and leave.
They’ll get the hint.
Or do what miles suggested a while back: text them and tell them to fuck off with the texting.
Someone jealous? You wish this chick would pay attention to you instead of her boyfriend? Bet YOU could tell me where chloroform is readily available.
Then say something interesting. Id ignore you too if i had to spend time with someone who brings nothing to the table.