A special fuck you to the program that’s supposed to take my kids sailing for free. They only get to go twice a year, it was a beautiful weekend yet you only took them out a total of three hours. You guys are pathetic. —Putting My Kids in Karate

This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.

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  1. It was free so shut the fuck up OP you ungrateful mother/father.
    Tax dollars…..HOPEFULLY they are going towards bigger things like roads, school education, health care before worring about your kid getting the chance to go sailing for an extended period of time.
    Be thankful for what you got….it is no one elses job to raise your kids but you.
    Parents like you piss me off

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  2. Friggin welfare Moms always looking to pawn their kids off on someone else. OP, if you want them to go sailing so badly, sign them up for sailing lessons or join the yacht club.

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  3. Oh boo fucking hoo, survivor. Your precious kid didn’t get to go out sailing for FREE as much as you’d like, wah wah wah.

    You DO realize that if you don’t pay for the karate they’ll throw your kid out, right?

    heh.

    Also: who the fuck bitches about free shit?

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  5. In this life you get what you pay for. Also three hours is the equivalent of 5 days in adult-time.

    So shut up and be happy that you live in a country where your kids are entitled to an education, let alone three hours of FREEASS sailing.

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  6. I’m just checking in.
    Has anyone made the joke that this is Survivor?
    Oh good.
    Have a great day everyone.
    See you tonight when I pick you up for supper, Survivor. Try to show a little less leg this time, okay? The Johnson’s are more conservative that we are.

    Love On Wheels

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  7. Who’s Survivor? I’ve been hearing you guys make this reference since I started posting here. Someone fill me in plz?

    OP, get bent.

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  8. @Tommy, check out The Most Discussed in the Top 10. Survivor is #1…….she was a fucking wing nut without water and not a drop to drink because the power went out and her water dried up cause the bill didn’t get paid…..and then all hell broke loose……..well, in a nut shell that’s all ya need to know LMAO

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  10. You guys have to fill be in on the Survivor reference. Picking up from the hints, it sounds like the story of an entitled, welfared, all-about-me, baby-momma whose shared experiences of self-respect, delicacy and innocence are enough to melt the toughest heart. It sounds rather like this OB, in fact. Pure grace.

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  12. I had a free can of pop once….and then I drank it and then it was gone. Boo…free stuff sucks. Like free education, health care, human rights and free money for just sitting on your ass eating bonbons watching oprah…I guess Ellen now that the Big O is over. Get a job, buy a boat and sail all you and your kids want. Geez!

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  13. How grateful the OP is! People are “pathetic” for taking your kids off your hands for free? Where’s my free sailing trip? Go drink your Dry Ice.

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  14. Two, one and a half hour, free sailboat ride. Sounds pretty damm good to me.

    Think for a second here (I realize that it may be difficult), “beautiful weekend” = everybody who want’s to participate, is going to be there. What was supposed to happen, everyone else is going to wait until you’ve had enough? I wonder what the bitch would have read like, if you didn’t get to go out because the people infront of you didn’t come in, because they felt entitled to more sail-time.

    If you wanted a longer sail, you should have picked a time with less people there.

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  16. Here is some more info: NINE people were paid in excess of $150 a day of YOUR tax dollars to take twenty kids sailing for two days between the hours of 8am and 4pm in ten boats . They didn’t have their shit together on Saturday and wasted a whole day then only took them out in the harbor on Sunday morning. To top it all off they made these kids spend the entire afternoon doing all of the work hauling in all these boats off the water and had our kids call us to pick them up at three pm. These people are paid money to sit around and do nothing.

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  17. TJ-
    Survivor had her water cut off for non-payment, and tried to curry our sympathy by mentioning a kid with cancer. She was so obsessed that she considers her Bitch (and its voluminous thread) her “property”.
    She’s like the Candyman, except just whispering her name on these haunted boards brings her tormented spirit out of the walls, rattlingly chain-bound and moaning about “Ny the-eeeeaaaaaaaadddddd!”.
    Then a bat flies out her vajay and we all laugh until next time she shows up.

    SUR-VIiiiiiiiii-Voooooorrrrrr!!!!!!

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  18. I don’t see the problem with bitching about something that was a total fuck up, whether it’s free or not.

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  19. lol god damn 678 comments. I’ve got some big shoes to fill. I remember my first or second bitch I submitted I was defending myself and someone made the gag. TommyJules = survivor? I thought it just meant that I kept coming back to argue and defend myself. lol thanks for getting me up to speed guys.

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  20. You get what you pay for Fadder. You’re so far down “my child” lane you have no idea what’s wrong with what you said. BTW, “free sailing – children only” sounds sketchy as fuck. Go with them next time, or were you too busy enjoying the time without your responsibilities?

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  21. If 9 people had those kids for all that time I think they were under paid.
    You can say they were sitting on their asses all day buy someone looked after and taught your kid what to do which would be hauling in boats, etc….not just to jump in the boat sit down and learn nothing.
    Free is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I|t may not be to your standards but that’s too god damb bad. Maybe you should have stayed and helped out.

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  22. I thought part of ‘sailing’ was bringing in the boats… do you think the boats just magically appear in and out of the water?

    Maybe, just MAYBE, the instructors were teaching them the ins and outs of sailing that doesn’t necessarily include being on the water the entire time?

    You dumb twat.

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  23. Aww poor fucking babies, had to do a little work and a bit of responsibility for their free sail. OB, go fuck yourself. Why didn’t YOU rent a boat to take them out if it was that all important.

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  24. Aw, shut that silly hole in your face, you self-entitled lamebrain – your kids are probably evil monsters and those volunteers saw things in three hours that made them vow to have vasectomies.

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  25. If that sailboat ride was only 3 hours, its because I was busy donating to other charities that put kids through hockey. Its a tragic loss to society when a kid doesn’t get to play hockey.

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  29. There is a program that is SUPPOSED to take you kids sailing for FREE? I don’t think so…..

    Ya see, there is NOTHING free in this world as someone has to pay for the services…apparently everyone on the bitch board but YOU………our tax dollars pay for this privilege.

    THREE hours on the water is a LONG time and you are not including the instruction time that is mandatory prior to the sailing.

    Now, where the hell were you when this event was taking place? You damn well better have been dockside while your babes were out in the water, not just for parental support but also in the event something happened……ungrateful b!tch.

    I hope they take karate and drop-chop your sorry ass.

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  31. I wonder, if the OP can afford to pay for karate, why are they putting their kid in something that’s probably meant for less fortunate kids?

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