To the wildly curly haired girl who is always the last to ‘catch the bus’, I ask you this : Why are you always late? Why are you always the last to catch the bus? I see you with your luggage, yes, luggage. Why do you need so much junk every day? Why is it that once you get on the bus, you are never prepared? You have to put all of your stuff down to look for your bus change. Then you coyly and very slowly search for your nest on the bus with a smile on your face as if you are not holding anything up. You are, you are holding up an entire bus from departing on time. —Look into some Anti-Frizz
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
It’s because she has wildly curly hair!
Sounds like the resident Transit bag lady…carries her whole life with her ( junk mostly )..ffs never touch her stuff….you never witness hell as much if you ever try to help her…you can find her wandering around waterfront.
I lurve me some big hair. Maybe you should fluff up your own so it ain’t all flat n stuck to your head … dat flat greazy head look like the cat been lickin it all night while you slept.
OHHH I tried helping that lady once, Klyde.
I asked her if she ‘needed a hand’ then when she turned around and yelled “JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY” I saw that she was missing a hand.
oops.
Anyway, yeah, hand or no hand, she’s an asshole. Hobo told me alllll about her.
I hear ya PK…so did others till were told f.o. Lol.
Frizzy hair has nothing to do with this, OB.
What amazes me about that lady PK is lately I’ve seen her with a tennis racket…maybe she dreams of being the next Monica Seles playing at Wimbledon…I’ve heard her telling people she has 2 broken feet….never hurts to dream big.
Since you canNOT control other people’s choices (or hair, FFS) and DO have control of your own, I suggest:
a) Taking an earlier bus. This accomplishes two things. One, you arrive at your destination well in time for wherever you are going. Two, you don’t have to encounter the curly haired girl you seem to so despise and seems to ruin your day.
b) Alternately, minding your own business and realizing the world is far from perfect, most especially the part that includes our public transportation.
Ya man…. fuck that girl.
you’ll revel the day when the bus is just a minute ahead and she’s racing, desperately trying to make it all the while knowing it ain’t gonna happen and now she’s actually early….
for the next bus in a half hour.
Here’s a suggestion, why don’t you remove your ear buds, put your phone away, push the monster stroller to one side and politely ask her?
If she gives you a hard time, kick her in the otter box.
Oh hay klyde — I showed my dad that pic — he knows two of the guys! Not your dad, though 🙁
I’ll be in touch via email. I got some time on me hands this week 🙂
I knew your dad would have appreciated that old nostalgic b/w photo that would make him reminisce the jazz,swing, and be-bop music. Otherwise known as the big band era. Any more I get your dad will have. Merry Christmas PK’s dad from Klyde.
lol @ curly hair association . There is actually a funny article about this subject. Not busses, but people with curly hair
http://www.thegrindstone.com/2012/07/30/ca…
I take the link, I think I know what person you’re talking about. The little chick with tanned skin and crazy hair. She annoys me too. that’s funny. And I wear ear buds and have no stroller, Andy Capp, lol I wouldnt take them out or do anything to let her know my opinion. I was taught if I don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anythign at all 🙂
Oh oh, use of the term ‘tanned skin’ will involve the CBC and other Leftie fucks trying to hunt out and destroy and reference to the much loved Zwarte Piet. Let’s wait for that real fake holiday/celebration Kwanza.