Dear Metro Transit, my liver thanks you, but I do not. Not being able to bus to parties, sleep in a ditch and bus back in the mornings is seriously hampering my style. Lately I’ve been forced to drive, and being the responsible person I am I leave before midnight and stay sober. So please, stop striking so I can get back to drinking. —M.wantstogetherdrankon
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2012.
Why would that stop you from continuing to sleep in a ditch, bitch?
nice bitch…very polite and succinct. no cussing or poo slinging, well done citizen
Liquor is expensive so count that pocket help as another blessing.
Of course you could always throw the party, stay home and go crawl in a ditch close to home.
Just start drinking alone at home.
you too m., thought only the bitchers were like that. nice to see that some humans are fucked up too.
I drive and I have a good job. I can afford liquor all the time!
Buddy why don’t you just drive to the party and sleep with someone then go home. You must be asexual
Seems to be getting tougher and tougher to be completely irresponsible these days, doesn’t OP. Be patient, your chance will come again and you’ll find that special ditch.
I hear that ditch dirt is mighty comfy
The buses only run until midnight, nitwit. If you want to drink after that you’ll either have to walk or take a cab, as always
m.,from your signature, i’m guessing you be a female. if that is the case, you can come get drunk at my place all you want, and instead of a ditch, i’ll offer up my king sized bed, with a kig sized dick to go with it. the dick being mine, of course. mail me, i’m horny now.
Starrydays– that’s what the ditch is for! OB sleeps in the ditch and then takes the bus home in the morning! FFS! Get wit it, dude!
Also: lol best strike bus bitch yet! <3
she’s trying to sleep in a ditch and sux is trying to sleep with a …
where the hell are you going that is rural enough to have ditches anyways?
or, ya know… just get hammered at home alone and just txt everyone at the party instead.