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You came into my sugar shack for some early morning sweets, and boy, let me tell you, you set the bar pretty gosh darn high for everyone else that day. I wouldn’t mind seeing that smile again. —Candy Girl
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2012.
16 Comments
what is with all these horny girl loves?
there’s been a 500% uptick in just the last few days?!?!?
did they add something in birthcontrol pills lately?
I don’t think there is anything wrong with it! As for you fire must be horrible for you sitting behind a screen all day pulling your little wanker. Just angry because dearest Mommy heated your pizza pocket too long and it burned the roof of your mouth. Go outside you little Fuck! Maybe one day your balls might drop and your voice will change. Perhaps even like girls.
Hay, everyone’s gotta get laid at some point.
Even priests!
ba dum tss!
Seriously, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with these loves. At least they’re keeping it classy and anonymous and not jumping the poor buggers! (though you never know, they actually might enjoy being jumped) 🙂
A priest, a pedophile and a convicted criminal enter a bar.
He orders a small snifter of brandy.
RAWK! >; )
uh oh, candystryper in the house…
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all these girls fawning over random dudes..
you have the sense to gush anonymously (or even not so anonymously as in the case of nurse whackjob) but can’t make a fucking noise when the guy’s in earshot?
Can’t try to figure it out?
“hey, your girlfriend must like that ________ on you” to solve the puzzle…
well then you all deserve to be a future, crazy cat ladies.
haha, good one commander, except the last one is “i’ll take the rapists for 200”
That’s right. I believe I heard it from a very clever trevor >; )
This love is confusing. Does the OL work in a store that opens early and sells sweets or is “sugar shack” and “sweets” euphamisms for sex?
“but can’t make a fucking noise when the guy’s in earshot?
Can’t try to figure it out?”
Because of the times we DID make a fucking noise when they guy’s in earshot and he turned out to be a big fat jerk about it.
That’s why.
Feelings can only take so much. Especially fanciful feelings.
if there weren’t jerks…
the nice guys wouldn’t be so valuable.
There’s no excuse for treating someone like that, zed.
If someone asks someone out, it’s completely rude and uncalled for to mock them, or treat them like shit or acting all insulted or like the person asking you out is crazy for asking a fucking questions. I”ve seen it time and time again by asshole jerks who friends have asked out. It’s even happened to me a couple times.
It’s not THAT hard to say “I’m flattered but no thanks.”
I don’t shit where I eat. The guy was in my workplace, another venue, definitely would have spoken to him.
hey… I’m actually agreeing with you…
I wasn’t defending the jerks… but good luck getting rid of them.
Our statements are mutually inclusive.
Good judgement, Candy.
Zed: I’ve met maybe three truly ‘nice guys’ in my life. Ergo, `nice guys, especially self proclaimed ones are usually the same as everyone else with a penis.
I’m not entirely sure what you’re trying to get across with your ‘logic’ there…
nor could I fathom what your definition of a nice guy even is.
My point is: you might THINK you’re a nice guy, but you’re probably capable of doing not such nice things, the same as every other schmoe out there.
It’s not exclusive to men — women do this too, but, a lot of ‘nice guys’ who proclaim they’re a ‘nice guy,’ aren’t really that nice at all.
Basically, my point is, there aren`t really a lot of nice people out there. Especially when it comes to relationshipping. Of course it comes in varying degrees, but I`m sure if you asked any so called nice person out there if they`ve ever been assholes to someone (particularly in relationships), and they can probably point to a time. I`m sure even you can`t deny being an asshole to a lady at one point or another.
As per my definition of a `nice guy`, well I work closely at work with one. He`s the epitome of a good catch. His girlfriend is VERY lucky and all the time on earth wouldn`t be enough to describe why and how he`s one of the good guys.