Last Friday, near the end of the night … we shared a smile, a dance, a kiss, but no contact info. It started with you saying “I’ve been watching you!” and ended with my saying I’d be right back, but I was immediately whisked away by my chauffeurs & didn’t even get a chance to say goodnight. I’d love to see you again! [Fingers crossed!] —Army Green Sweater, Black Jeans
This article appears in Feb 7-13, 2013.
wait.. you had that kind of connection and he didn’t ask for your deets?
What did you do???
damn dirty cock blockers…
ruined your one-night stand.
Couldn’t you look up him by name?
you do know his name… right?
Your Chauffers? gag. Kissing people you don’t even know is a good way to contract hepatitis.