To the moronic woman with the two kids attempting to bring a Christmas tree onto the #80 Saturday. The driver told you that you couldn’t bring a tree onto the bus and you began screaming at him that he was going to ruin your children’s Christmas and that Santa would not come to their house if they didn’t have a tree. That did nothing but cause your kids to start crying. Way to go you useless bitch. Upsetting your children for your own stupidity. The driver doesn’t care that you can’t afford a taxi to drag your damn tree back to Lower Sackville. You should have more sense than to take a bus into the city to buy a tree. Thanks for holding up the bus because of your lack of brains. —Happy Holidays
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2011.
I definitely think it’s time for a “People of Metro Transit” site, with soundboard.
I guess it’s not THAT unheard of….
but seriously, that’s a fucking stretch.
was it a fake tree?
or would there be the mess of needles to clean up that he was opposing?
damn it… forgot my evidence of it not being unheard of….
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that’s just sad
ask and you shall receive commander http://peopleofpublictransit.com/
You really ARE a Good Witch *cackle*
when this is what you see when getting on the bus…
you know you’re in for one special ride….
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Holy fuck. The 80. I wish I was there to see that, but not really, ’cause it would mean that I was on the 80, going to sackville. Not good.
That’s what happens when Seb orders a Sumo werestler on-line and doesn’t specify Expedited Delivery”
Last time I was out there they had Xmas style trees in Sackville. Some folks have to ‘import’ everything.
The only way I’d take a fucking bus is if it ran me down and dragged me behind. The shit always floats to the top on Metro Transit.
Every time I believe I have heard the most unbelievable act commited by some dumb S.O.B. on the bus…someone has to come along & raise (or is it lower) the bar !
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I have nothing witty nor useful to add, but umm ok, how is this worse than that guy with the leaking garbage bags with bottles and cans that has some kinda fungas growing on his hands and smells like the CB SPCA.?
The CB SPCA has an enchanting musk.
A tree takes up less space than a wheelchair. I dont see what the problem is.
You don’t see the problem with a tree on the fucking bus? You don’t take the bus. Maybe a Charlie Brown Tree…
Oooooh everyone everything is solved, special ed I mean offer fixed it, now we can bring trees on the bus, awesome, next livestock
For Gods sake a stroller takes up more room than a Christmas tree.. the woman should have punched the bus driver in the face.
You’d think the driver would welcome a pine scented air-freshener on his bus.
All the buses should have one.
lol pine scented air freshener. if she sat next to OP, it would have smelled like someone shit on a pine tree.
Christ, the shit that happens on those buses makes me laugh. How come some NSCAD student hasn’t made a shoebox diorama depicting bus life? And since when could a Lower Sackville person afford a tree?
AHAHAHAHA OCEANCHICK.
lol fuck that, trees are where I’d draw the line too. This sounds hilarious and I can’t believe this grown woman had the gall to tell the driver he was ruining Christmas and Santa wouldn’t come and all that. Holy shit you couldn’t pay me enough to drive that fucking bus and deal with these self entitled lunatics (SELs?)
I don’t blame the driver, a fight could have broken out on that bus if the tree fall on someone or a branch poked someone in the eye. If I was a passenger on that bus I’d be right pissed off if I had to sit anywhere near a GD hardwood tree. Smell’s gross, the sticky sap can get on your clothes and ruin them, and just who exactly is gonna be cleaning up all them god damn needles? Fuck’s sakes. The bus is for transporting people, some people require wheelchairs and strollers, no one requires a tree. MT is not your personal u haul service.
How can people be such fucking morons?
Seb, I would love to see that diorama. For reals. I think it would be cool and is a good idea.
AHAHAHAHAHA oh Thomas….
here’s one fs http://www.pagepulp.com/wp-content/telltal…
“Luke! Chewy! Han! They’re all here! And in their original packaging!”
“what’s a diorama?”
Furi-sty: a diorama is a form of birth contr…no wait, that’s something else…
…and this, boys and girls is how the angel came to be atop the Christmas Tree. Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was just a bit testy when an angel came in and said “Santa? Where should I put this tree?” To which Santa answered [the title of this bitch]!
LOL I remember taking the 80 every day. I remember a homeless man giving a page of his book to a stranger and then drinking a mystery liquid from one of those orange pill bottles, which I did not know could be used to store liquid?? Always a classy time.
if it was a real tree, then she is fucking nuts.
PG… what did you do to poor puppy? LOL!
The buses should have hooks for Holiday Trees, where bikes go in the summer.
They don’t sell Xmas Trees in Sackville, closer to their home, really? Well done using your kids to try to get your way and make them upset, FFS
it’s not him rosie, just a lookalike
I would have loved to see a Christmas tree on a bus!!:D I understand the bus drivers reason though, and definitely think it very not cool of the woman to freak her kids out like that.
This woman should have her children taken away. I wonder what other emotional abuse she puts them through to get her way on a daily basis.
What a bitch. The only person causing her children to cry was her. Hopefully they’re not going to grow up to be self entitled jerks like mommy.
How is a 6 foot tree smaller than a stroller??
I’d just like to take the time to thank OP for writing this bitch, it is one of the funnier ones I’ve seen in a while.