To every single person in Halifax who still has a Christmas wreath up on their front door, steps, garage, whatever.
TAKE IT THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY! Its March you know…and leaving these things up for 3-6 months of the year tells people one of two things.
First, youre lazy
Second, you dont consider the Christmas season that special, since your decorations mean nothing to you
Just take em down…PLEASE
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2008.


Bah-Humbug
Hey Grinch…. I payed good money for my wreath and I’ll keep it up for as long as it’s still green!! Besides, it’s my front door and if you don’t like it, don’t look at it…It’s coming down tomorrow…;)