To a certain swingers group that has thier parties at a motel please show some respect for those that are staying at the same motel you are having your swinging couples parties at. NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to see women in very short skirts with no undies on prancing around as if they own the damn place nor see these so called gentlemen drooling and practically dry humping these women. It’s a public place and not your private sex palace. Also, I have witnessed the day after how much you people are pigs. I felt so bad for the staff cleaning up after you people. I know it’s their job but it seems that when the staff knows of this impending swingers party they all have the look of death on thier faces and dread your coming and trashing thier work place and taking advantage of all that they do to make your stay nice. —Happily Married Traveller
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
“To a certain swingers group”…
there’s more than one?
I’m oblivitron about this.
“NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to see women in very short skirts with no undies on prancing around…”
? how the hell are there 7 billion people on earth then?
I’m willing to bet you’re gonna see more than a few responses about it..
just remind the CSI’s to stay away… with all the fluids being swapped, you could see that place light up from space.
i wouldnt mind seeing it.
For someone so disgusted, you sure seem to pay a lot of attention!
Zed and Brandon beat me to it.
Fucking Emera execs. This time they’ve gone TOO FAR!.
Ewwwww, gross. People have sex in hotel beds? Now ima be skerrd to sleep comfortably when on vacation. I wanna see vagina framed by short skirts too, OB.
SHITD, one of the things that got DSK out of his little date rape scene last year were the many jizz stains cops found all over his $4,000 a pop hotel room…
http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/…
I thought they booked off whole floors for these shindigs, maybe next time keep a closer eye on your wife so you don’t have to go looking for her.
Steve, the first thing you gotta do when you check in is rip that bed cover off and chuck it in the corner. The sheets get changed, the bedspread, not so much.
check the mattress too, for bedbugs…*shudder*
Motel-goers don’t want to see this, but downtown Halifax it’s OK? Methinks OB assumes nobody staying @ a motel has been to a bar…
It’s a motel, fer Christ’s sake, the bed bugs are sucking on the bedspread’s semen stains – as for the swingers, visions of gold medallions against a nest of grey chest pubes and Speedos with enough overhang to shade a fucking village – it’s enough to make an old woman chunk in her Friday night beer.
Lol Ivan.
Come on OP. Who can honestly say they haven’t gotten into a drunken orgy at a motel having sex with other men’s wives not to mention other men. Cavorting naked and howling.
Besides me that is.
A friend convinced me to check out the “scene” (shudder) one time at the ol’ burnside motor in and if ya’ll are curious, here’s what its all about. There was absolutely NO attractive people there when I went (except for me of course and this one chick in cat woman boots although she was bit of a butterface All the guys wore those uggo kacki walkin shorts with the pleats in em, short sleeved dress shirts, with ties & suspenders and white socks & mandles. They were all fugly as hail. Now ya’ll know how I feel about people’s freedom to wear whatever they want, even big girls– but the gear these women poured themselves into that night had a definite disturbia affect. Big swingin mammaries with no bra under see-through tops, and 40 year old fat ladies in kilts. The butterface in the blackboots was hittin on me hard, I kinda considered a minute till I walked the room later and saw her gettin tagteam’d by 2 dudes in mandles & jorts. The Ew factor was a definite 10/10!
no undies you say, swinging party you say. where the fuck was my invite at?jesus o.p., if girls always wore their undies, then you would not be here. and by the way, i love watching girls dance, without undies on. any takers out there this weekend, i’m free for your pleasure, two hours minimum. message me at my email, but don’t wait too long. the card fills up fast. amnd it’s the best you’ll ever get, they didn’t nickname me the tongue at dal., for no reason.
short sleeve shirts with ties—ewww! (I’m not joking-I seriously hate the look)
and butterface? haven’t heard that one in a few years!
Suckster, don’t do it. Not even you will get turned on by these folks. Trust me. By the way ladies, if your male friend asks you to go to the swingers party with him and he’ll try and tell you the people are real classy, like wealthy doctors, lawyers and such – don’t believe him. I can tell you personally that ain’t true BELIEVE DAT
A dude with a lazy eye stole my smokes!
next time no_fool, try it with the suckster, i aims ta pleasya.
short sleeve shirt and tie, sounds like a thumper of the bible
We have a colony of them at the dacha. I keep meaning to have them over for coffee, but……you know.
(Personally, the rakins are much less annoying)
“NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants to see women in very short skirts with no undies on prancing around..”
Uh, OB I’m pretty sure about 1/2 the world’s population would be keen to see that, lol.
If you are talking about that one they hold in the motel out by burnside….
uuuuugh !
I was at a stag party held in one of the ‘conference’ rooms there a couple of years ago,( it was on the same night as one of those parties) you have to go down the hall to the men’s room & the main room the ‘swingers’ were in also use the same hallway & restrooms.
(My momma told me if you can’t say something nice & you still just gotta say something)
Let me just say I hope if they are “swinging” there, the ropes are all double braid nylon & at least 3/4 inches thick…& the ceiling supports are engineered & recently checked !