Dear germ-infested nasty ass narcissistic wanna-be bleach bunny at the gym:
What the FUCK is the matter with you? Every media outlet in the whole fucking world is begging, no, screaming to STAY THE FUCK HOME if you’re seriously sick, a notice tailored especially for raggedy skanks like you who have obviously just come back from making a tequila pig of yourself at some welfare-friendly ‘resort’ down south. Alternately, or at the very least, they politely ask everyone to COVER YOUR FUCKING MOUTH when you cough. Not you though, right? Fuck everyone else, you’ve got a sagging ass to fix before your next trip to wet t-shirt night: priorities, right? Glassy-eyed and sick as a fucking plague dog, you managed to stagger over the entirety of the place, hacking and choking like there was no tomorrow (and maybe for someone, there won’t be – thanks to you). Did you even wipe down a god-damn thing you touched with your diseased carcass? (“Ewww. Those [free alcohol swabs] are icky!”) Did you even notice people fleeing from your workout space in droves? Hell no, you arrogant tramp. In closing: You asshole. Fuck you, fuck your ego, and fuck your disease ridden crotch – natural color and all. If someone actually dies from your idiocy and your arrogance, death by slow-motion prison rape at the local kennel would be too good an ending for you. Wherever you are, God, I hope you’re in pain right now.
Again, fuck you, you disease ridden fuck.
—Sunny Bubbles
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
Doesn’t matter if it was swine flu or seasonal flu or the common cold. COVER YOUR COUGHS!!!
I actually have noticed a lot more people being more diligent about that this week though, so the message is getting through to some people. Unfortunately there will always be those who don’t think about others and it only takes one “typhoid Mary” to spread contagion.
You could have notified the staff about it and maybe they would have asked her to shape up or leave.
What an inconsiderate little fuck. If I were you I would have taken the bitch down to the ground and wrapped her in sterile bubble wrap then threw her into a tank of mouthwash.
If you have those supplies kicking around….call me 😉
Believe me Miles, with all the boxes that get delivered to my place I’ve got enough bubble wrap to build a bridge from here to east Oshgosh.
You talkin’ about my girlfriend, bitch? I’ll cut you like a fart on Christmas, I swear.
One Word. Darwin
ah, the panic inducing fear of the media spin.
I’d blame your parents if you die. Antibodies are a guy/gal’s best friend and if you’re so scared for your life…. you should be in a bubble.
GERMAPHOBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well that was actually three words kay.
Actually hand sanitizer and alcohol wipes are extremely limited in their virus killing ability. They’re quite effective in killing bacteria, but even then, the bacteria typically re-populate the area that was cleaned within minutes. In fact, the WHO has come out and said that our usage of anti-bacterial products has created a number of super bugs that are resistant to just about everything, including steam cleaning. Know what is most effective? Hand washing. Not with anti-bacterial, but regular, plain liquid hand soap. Wash vigorously for more than 30 seconds, and in hot water. That is more effective than using an entire bottle of hand sanitizer. There’s only so much that you can do.
Yes Dr. Fever, over usage of hand sanitizer and shit like that is BAD, for all of the reason’s you just stated.
I’d like to add, swine flu isn’t worse than a standard flu, it’s just less likely to be blocked by our bodies as it hasn’t been encountered before. That doesn’t make it deadly. The media’s just making it sound a lot more worse than it actually is.
That and standard flu kills 500,000 people a year and this one hasn’t even hit 300.
Well, to be fair Bro Tim, the annual death tolls for the “standard flu” (aka seasonal flu) actually actually reflects deaths from ALL of the various flu strains going around that season. The H1N1 variant we are tracking now seems to be turning out to be just one more of these kinds of seasonal flu strains with respect to virulence. Also, the 300 number only accounts for cases since we have been looking. The actually number of people infected with H1N1 could be much higher. Still nothing to get too excited about though it seems.
Fever, I’m not sure which hand sanitizers you are criticizing, but any of the gels with >60% isopropanol or ethanol are typically considered very good at killing bacteria and most enveloped viruses (including influenza). They are less effective against non-enveloped viruses which are generally more durable and resistant to detergents (soap) and alcohol (gels)
Hand washing is also a good and effective solution, but the convenience of hand sanitizers can’t be overlooked. In fact, because it is easier, the compliance rate is higher and you are more likely to have effective infection control with gel-based hand sanitizers than promoting hand washing.
There is no need to worry about these gels promoting superbugs either. There are no antibiotics in most sanitizers and you can’t really get resistance to alcohols.
Dr. Fever…YES!!! Spread the good word!
…soap and water FTW! The anti-bacterial gel craze is ridiculous.
…and as I’ve posted before, cover your mouth when you cough, but NOT WITH YOUR HAND. Use a tissue or the inside of your elbow.
I see your point Miles, but sanitizer is indiscriminate. It will kill beneficial bacteria as well as the bad stuff. Hand washing surprisingly does not kill the bio barrier bacteria on your hands. It’s good as a convenience item, but it should not replace it, which is the case for most families now. Just remember people: saying that a virus is pandemic, is just a diagnostic criteria. The minute it jumps to another country beyond the initial infection, it can be considered pandemic.
@ Miles (from home):
“you can’t really get resistance to alcohols”?
LTWWB posters might have something to say about that… 😉
muaahhahaha. good one. the girl sounds gross, with, or without swine flu. shes probably the same kind of bitch that will learn how to salsa at her resort and talk about “how surprised” she was that the people down there were all ” so friendly!”. Now she thinks she’s friends with all people who come from that island, and will tell you how shes ” never met a shy Dominican”.
now she and her swine flu ass will be roaming Halifax, looking for some ethnic cock, so she can re-enact her own version of white trash how-Stella-got-her-groove back.
she will take that culture and turn it into a fetish for her own amusement. she will praise it for for its being “exotic”. nasty ass bitch.