Why the fuck is it that you could own something (car, bike, scooter… whatever) for years, and the fucking DAY you’re supposed to be selling it you scratch/drop/fuck something up on it??? ARGH —Girl screaming obscenities at her own stupidity.

This article appears in Apr 22-28, 2010.

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  3. yep.. pretty much proves murphy’s law.

    had friends who bought a new car… decided to sell off the old one, and the next day, backed their truck into it.

    they had the car and USED it for 10 years and the day after they took it off the road and decided to sell, dented the bumper all in.

    shit just happens.

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  4. Ah crap….. actually a variant of Murphy’s Law… “If anything can go wrong, it will, and it will happen at the worst possible time”.”

    screaming girl I feel bad for you. Shit happens, although I know THAT adage will not make you feel any better. I hope things work out in the end for you.

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  5. That shit always happens. I once sold a car, but still needed it, so the new owners let me drive it for a week until I bought my new car. Low and behold I backed into one of those fucking yellow cement posts in a parking lot! I never hit any ever before. Cost me $400 to fix it….I never told the new owners.

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  6. I grew up feeling I wrecked or broke every cool thing I had. It felt like the end of the world every time, I swear. And every time the world turned and I moved on.
    It sucks. I feel for you. Just do what you can do to fix it for sale, or sell it “as is”, price of a lesson learned.

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  7. Sort of like the poor slob that got into a fender bender yesterday and gets $2,500 for his injury but if it happened today it would have been $7,500.

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  8. it’s called murphy’s law, it will go against you every fucking time. look it up, it’s really true too.

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